Oh..Oh!..OH!.......Oh, shit.

[zombieoutrage]

Mk, so. My boyfriend's out of town, I'm ovulating [Not that I ever ever want disgusting loin fruit. It just makes me horny as hell] and extremely frustrated....well at least I THOUGHT I was ovulating

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[thedastardfunk]

LOL @ loin fruit, I've never heard that one

[zombieoutrage]

I can't remember where I heard it, it was ages ago, but I picked it up. I love it.

[thedastardfunk]

I think my favorite is womb nugget.

[deceptivecalm]

...HAHA!

[zombieoutrage]

Womb nugget! Must remember that one...