Uh, guys look, woah. Okay, Andromeda is in the hospital wing and well, so am I, I mean, I'm tucked in a corner because that woman who smells like medicine is also apparently Bossy On Two Legs but that's not the important bit. I'm going to be a dad, okay? And if this hurts the Bump then I don't care how bad I am at hexing, I'll get someone who's ( Read more... )

Andromeda, I think I should keep my journal with your journal from now on because I keep leaving it in really weird places, woah, and then I can! Not! Find it! I know it's crazy but it's true I swear. Anyway it's a little dusty but still good ( Read more... )

Uh woah look, I don't know where to start really but what happened was, we went over to Andromeda's for dinner. So it was already kind of like, woah, nerves factor ten. But I put on my nice shirt and held her hand tight and she was really excited! But then it got a little bad ( Read more... )

ATTENTION: URGENT MEETING ( Read more... )

Uh I came back up to Hufflepuff to get a change of clothes and it's like mud central but the mud tastes like chocolate. OKAY, WHAT, I AM STILL A FAN OF MUD PIES BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, but if it was the point do you know how much nutrients and vitamins and stuff mud has? Anyway that's not the point, so I think now I have a good excuse to stay ( Read more... )

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I STILL RULE

So, the Tonkster has been a mite busy of late, so now I'll tell you just what I've been up t-UH SORRY, GOTTA GO, SO IN SUMMARY I RULE

WOAH, so I spent a bit of Saturday petrified and that was fun because that's how I usually get in horror movies anyway, nothing new for the Tonks. So then we had biscuits and laughed a lot at Lockhart which in turn led to laughing at Hufflepuff and so there was a bit of biscuit throwing from thence forth, because nobody gives the Badgers grief, ( Read more... )

I was thinking maybe if I asked nicely I could become a Ravenclaw because WHAT IS WITH THIS DUELLING AND ARGH. Then maybe I could get my own bed over in Ravenclaw house because the first years think it's really funny to poke me in the morning and I can't help if I talk in my sleep and REPEATING THINGS I SAY ISN'T REALLY FUNNY but if I pull faces at ( Read more... )