It's a Sunday night, do you know where your biscuits are?

[tonksschmonks]

WOAH, so I spent a bit of Saturday petrified and that was fun because that's how I usually get in horror movies anyway, nothing new for the Tonks. So then we had biscuits and laughed a lot at Lockhart which in turn led to laughing at Hufflepuff and so there was a bit of biscuit throwing from thence forth, because nobody gives the Badgers grief, there was obviously some kind of accident that let Lockhart and his lilac in because POWER TO THE BADGERS, is what I say!

So Sirius got caught snogging someone WHO WASN'T HOOCH AT ALL in the halls, hahahah Sirius, nice work. I feel compelled to one-up him with his fair cousin so we might see about class tomorrow and that kind of stuff, woah, check out how smooth I am. Smooth like whipped cream, which is really good on scones with strawberry jam.

And now I have to go play zap with some third year Ravenclaws' elbows and Hooch, which is always promising and stuff, woah. I am also waiting to be kicked out of the Ravenclaw common room for the nth time but it's fine because I just sneak back anyway, hahaha - actually maybe my dorm's a little less painful right now with the Lockhart in the Hospital Wing. That's where he is, right? I try really hard not to keep track on him, woah, TIME TO GO!!