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Hello.
It is I.
Tonks, schmonks.
Haha woah okay I was trying to be cool, did it work? Kind of likes James Bond, except I want to b-WAIT JAMES BOND AND TED TONKS BOTH HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF THINGIES! You know!! The things! SYLLABLES, GROOVY. They call me Tonks. Ted Tonks. Double woah seven.
I completely forgot what I was going to say! I don't know if I was going to say anything, actually! Man actually thinking about it, I want to go as JAMES BOND for Halloween! Wait, woah, I don't know if anything is even happening for Halloween because I uh haven't been paying all that much attention, sorry, why listen to notices at meals if I can eyeball Andromeda and try and make her sit at the Hufflepuff table? Haha it's always so great when she does because if I flick food at Edgar Bones then Andromeda holds my hand so I can't, and it's not really like I need silly excuses like that any more but they are still nice! I feel like a huge pig when I eat more than her too, which happens all the time now? It's almost Winter! Everyone should be fattening up! Mum keeps sending me pastries and I am all just like, "WOAH, THANKS MUM!!!" It's even more awesome when I can convince the house elves to heat them up because they are the BEST THINGS EVER WHEN THEY ARE WARM. WARM PASTIES. WOAH. STORY OF MY LIFE.
I'm getting majorly too excited and I don't think that is a good thing?
Anyway! I want Andromeda to see all the James Bond flicks with me! There's a new one coming out JUST NEXT YEAR, GO ROGER MOORE, except I really did like Sean Connery and I can do a wicked impersonation of his voice, Susie used to make me do it when her friends would come around on the weekends but I think it's better now that I'm older and don't sound like a girl anyway? It's sad that Britt Ekland won't be in the next one because she is foxy, but I wonder who the next Bond girl will be! MAN OH MAN, my first pin-up was the Bond girl from Dr. No, HONEY RYDER, OH HONEY MY HONEY! I don't know what the actress's name was but oh well, what does it matter! Bond girls! Anyway I want Andromeda to see the films, she would be an AWESOME BOND GIRL WAIT! SHE IS MY BOND GIRL. Anyway but we can't get a television into the school because of the interference and that! Like radio! I want to play her some awesome bands but! Record player! Will not! Work! And I know it's the Christmas break soon but uhh, Andromeda's parents, you know. And her stupid sisters. And stupid everything that will make Christmas not fun for the Tonkster.
Man, way to end on a down note, woah.
Up note: QUIDDITCH IS AWESOME AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMILE IS GREATER THAN THE SUN WOAH OKAY BETTER NOW the end!
It is I.
Tonks, schmonks.
Haha woah okay I was trying to be cool, did it work? Kind of likes James Bond, except I want to b-WAIT JAMES BOND AND TED TONKS BOTH HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF THINGIES! You know!! The things! SYLLABLES, GROOVY. They call me Tonks. Ted Tonks. Double woah seven.
I completely forgot what I was going to say! I don't know if I was going to say anything, actually! Man actually thinking about it, I want to go as JAMES BOND for Halloween! Wait, woah, I don't know if anything is even happening for Halloween because I uh haven't been paying all that much attention, sorry, why listen to notices at meals if I can eyeball Andromeda and try and make her sit at the Hufflepuff table? Haha it's always so great when she does because if I flick food at Edgar Bones then Andromeda holds my hand so I can't, and it's not really like I need silly excuses like that any more but they are still nice! I feel like a huge pig when I eat more than her too, which happens all the time now? It's almost Winter! Everyone should be fattening up! Mum keeps sending me pastries and I am all just like, "WOAH, THANKS MUM!!!" It's even more awesome when I can convince the house elves to heat them up because they are the BEST THINGS EVER WHEN THEY ARE WARM. WARM PASTIES. WOAH. STORY OF MY LIFE.
I'm getting majorly too excited and I don't think that is a good thing?
Anyway! I want Andromeda to see all the James Bond flicks with me! There's a new one coming out JUST NEXT YEAR, GO ROGER MOORE, except I really did like Sean Connery and I can do a wicked impersonation of his voice, Susie used to make me do it when her friends would come around on the weekends but I think it's better now that I'm older and don't sound like a girl anyway? It's sad that Britt Ekland won't be in the next one because she is foxy, but I wonder who the next Bond girl will be! MAN OH MAN, my first pin-up was the Bond girl from Dr. No, HONEY RYDER, OH HONEY MY HONEY! I don't know what the actress's name was but oh well, what does it matter! Bond girls! Anyway I want Andromeda to see the films, she would be an AWESOME BOND GIRL WAIT! SHE IS MY BOND GIRL. Anyway but we can't get a television into the school because of the interference and that! Like radio! I want to play her some awesome bands but! Record player! Will not! Work! And I know it's the Christmas break soon but uhh, Andromeda's parents, you know. And her stupid sisters. And stupid everything that will make Christmas not fun for the Tonkster.
Man, way to end on a down note, woah.
Up note: QUIDDITCH IS AWESOME AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMILE IS GREATER THAN THE SUN WOAH OKAY BETTER NOW the end!