I see that it's been a year and one-half, more or less, since I last posted anything. I lost my muse in there somewhere and quit writing fiction altogether, so nothing new to post in that regard. Good news on the cancer front -- no recurrence. Still can't get an erection though; the cancer surgery may have permanently destroyed the nerve sheath ( Read more... )

Recently, I had a rather bad experience with a new penis pump.

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I have a friend who has only one nipple. Two breasts; but only one nipple. The other nipple was "bitten off" by a horse when she was about fifth or sixth gradish. She found the bit of excised flesh in her clothing that night when she was changing for bed. Fortunately for her, her breasts had not yet started to develop or the damage could have ( Read more... )

There once was a man from Madras;
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clashed together;
They played "Stormy Weather";

And lightening shot out of his ass.

There once was a man from Racine;
Who invented a fucking machine.
It was concave and convex;
To fit either sex;

But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

I've quit writing fiction pieces; it's been a year or more since I felt "motivated". Plus, I have been very busy since I "retired"; I thought people were permitted to slow down when they retired. I work two "part-time" jobs now which have grown to more than 40 hours a week combined and both places want more hours. Both jobs pay well; so I suppose ( Read more... )

How long have I been asleep, anyway? Becky, do you have a job?

Hello. Hello?

Is anyone still checking in on me???

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

My wife is peeved with me ..... again! We were at a gathering this past weekend and I became quite mellow ..... from consuming an excessive (according to her) amount of brandy. Personally, I know for a fact that it is impossible to drink "too much" brandy. I know this because I have tried ..... many times ( Read more... )

HAPPY NEW YEAR (!!!) to all of my LJ friends and readers.