So now that everybody (or nearly everybody) is back in town, who is having get-togethers?

Got back my spanish 2 midterm (spanish is my weakest subject) with a score of 95 ( Read more... )

Had a conversation tonight about the etiquette of having sex with a woman while she is hoisted atop a counter-top (be it bahtroom sink or otherwise). What if the man is not quite tall enough to comfortably get his dick into the woman? Does he use an applbeox as a step-stool ( Read more... )

I got cast in Chapmans production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show as Dr. Frank-N-Furter tonight ( Read more... )

My grandpa sells condoms to sailors ( Read more... )

Zomg! I have outwardly hated this one dude for a couple years now and recently I kinda started to feel bad about maybe having jumped to conclusions, but then I found out that he was saying fucked up things about me at a party! Fuck that fucking guy man! My first impression was dead-on man.. dead on ( Read more... )

Would you rather date someone who was completely bald or someone who has to wear an eyepatch?

Totally done with Harry Potter! I know, I know, it took me long enough but gimme a break...

I'm having a get together this coming saturday (july 21). This is gonna be at my new place in Orange. Trust me, the place is flippin' gnarly.

The adress is 129 N. Parker, Orange Ca. Mapquest it you lazy bitches! lol jk

Wooo Hooo! Poker tournament at my new house in Orange tonight. Buy in is 15 dollars. BYOB.