Heres one reason why I will probably never date a black woman:

I'd be too tempted to make this joke-

"I'll tell you what an affirmative action would be... you making me my goddamned DINNER!!"

random was super funny, everyone involved should be very proud

Improv at 4 on sunday

(pay no attention to this)

Whoa this is bizarre, Im watching that movie Accepted on HBO and I keep thinking, "theres no way thats chapman.. oh shit thats totally chapman". Like literally, Chapman is where part of this movie was filmed (the real university that all the dicks go to)

Part of me understands that its bound to happen but still, its weird to see it in a movie.

My parents bought a house in Old Town Orange that I'm going to be living in next year. Woot!!!! Now I have 30 days escrow to hang out and buy furniture and stuff for the place. Aside from that I also gotta find a roomate, but yeah, I am so fucking excited.

Well so far it looks like I'm going to vote for Rudy Guiliani for the 08 presidential election. If I had to pick a democrat, I'd say that Mike Gravel would be a really great choice. Mike Gravel is fucking nuts and having him as president would be an adventure the likes of which America hasn't seen since Teddy Roosevelt.

My lord, I actually uttered something so racist tonight that if enough people knew about it, I believe that it could legitimately ruin my life.

Just in case any of you have been living under a rock for the past couple months, the double feature Grindhouse is out in theatres. I've already seen it twice and I'm more than ready to see it again. I just wanted to say how much I loved it and that I would recommend that everyone I know should run out and buy a ticket immediately.

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