first inning ★ [audio; japanese]

[toiletbowl_maou]

[There is a what sounds like a groan as the communicator's voice function begins recording. There are a few beeps as Yuuri punches buttons, thinking he's in text mode. He's talking to himself.]

Stupid piece of- [...] You've got to be kidding me. This is all just some terrible joke, like the first time this happened. Except that wasn't exactly a

Comments

[kurosentai]

You showed up naked?

[toiletbowl_maou]

I'm guessing that's not normal.

[kurosentai]

Nooot really. Do you have clothes on now or something? If you don't, I don't mind bringing you any...

[toiletbowl_maou]

Uh- a friend of mine is bringing me some. But thanks!

1/???

[guardianjoker4]

[Oh look, it's another new pers---]

2/???

[guardianjoker4]

[Wait a second, did he say Wolfram?]

3/6

[guardianjoker4]

[HOLD THE PHONE I KNOW THIS VOICE!!!]

4/6

[guardianjoker4]

[NO...WAY....NO WAY! NOOOWWWAAAYYYY!!!]

[witchoftheweek]

Please read this.

...and find some clothing.

1/2

[toiletbowl_maou]

So this place is for real?!

2/2

[toiletbowl_maou]

At least I'm not king of it.

Re: 2/2

[witchoftheweek]

It is.

...dare I ask what you mean?

[sukimahag]

That's... quite the first impression you've made.

[toiletbowl_maou]

I'm guessing most people show up with clothes.

[sukimahag]

Indeed. I'm afraid that you're not quite so lucky.