first inning ★ [audio; japanese]
[There is a what sounds like a groan as the communicator's voice function begins recording. There are a few beeps as Yuuri punches buttons, thinking he's in text mode. He's talking to himself.]
Stupid piece of- [...] You've got to be kidding me. This is all just some terrible joke, like the first time this happened. Except that wasn't exactly a joke. But this is definitely a joke. Deserted wasteland? Come on! I knew that stupid sword was cursed, I just knew it! And look where it's gotten me - I could die here!
[Then he notices a small, red flashing light in the corner of the device: it's recording.]
Oh, this thing is recording?
Hey! Can anyone hear me?! Konrad! Yozak! Wolfram! Anyone?! I've been magically transported to ... somewhere that definitely isn't the other place I'm usually magically transported to, so I'd really like it if someone could help me!
[He hears a strange groaning-like noise that he isn't making, and looks down to see Morgif, the demon sword he just retrieved from the lake at the top of the volcano in Bandarbia. He jumps and drops the communicator, promptly freaking out.]
I knew it! I knew I shouldn't have touched you! Now I'm cursed too!
[And suddenly he realizes it is far too breezy, er, down there.]
WHY AM I STILL NAKED?!
Stupid piece of- [...] You've got to be kidding me. This is all just some terrible joke, like the first time this happened. Except that wasn't exactly a joke. But this is definitely a joke. Deserted wasteland? Come on! I knew that stupid sword was cursed, I just knew it! And look where it's gotten me - I could die here!
[Then he notices a small, red flashing light in the corner of the device: it's recording.]
Oh, this thing is recording?
Hey! Can anyone hear me?! Konrad! Yozak! Wolfram! Anyone?! I've been magically transported to ... somewhere that definitely isn't the other place I'm usually magically transported to, so I'd really like it if someone could help me!
[He hears a strange groaning-like noise that he isn't making, and looks down to see Morgif, the demon sword he just retrieved from the lake at the top of the volcano in Bandarbia. He jumps and drops the communicator, promptly freaking out.]
I knew it! I knew I shouldn't have touched you! Now I'm cursed too!
[And suddenly he realizes it is far too breezy, er, down there.]
WHY AM I STILL NAKED?!