Buying a watch at Stuart Ridge's has gotten exciting! I'm not bragging, for the record, it's a rip-off store... but you know a man is always short on time so he has to know how much he has left. It means nothing to me that it cost several grand. I can't afford to not dress expensively, it's all part of upholding an image ( Read more... )

[mental dialog]Hahaha! Unbeliavable! That Yakuza bigshot really left his inheritance to the care of a bunch of kids. Good pal Joey says he cought a glimpse of the two locked in a pissing contest. He got me thinking it's the perfect time for a surgical strike to the heart of the Yakuza but that is just a daydream Joey, good friend, a wish; we have ( Read more... )

What have I tought you, huh? This isn't a situation you can't handle on your own. What good are brains if you don't have guts? The firms aren't going to buckle when they have the Taxi Commission's supervision ( Read more... )

Hey hey hey what's with that pubic announcement!? That was for real, wasn't it? Oh I sure hope so. Let me explain why I'm so happy, because April Fool's or not, this city loves to toy with us.

So lookie here, the bigwigs encourage rowdy behavior. If I didn't know better I'd be saying this city is on my side. Well... hahaha, it might be for now, ( Read more... )

Raaaahhhahah!! Goodbye chumps in fatigues and hello night life!

I'm a little upset I was too busy to play with any of them, but I'm sure I'll be forgiven!

W-what should I do to celebrate!? Well... Let's see what those haughty Yakuza boys are up to.

Ow-ow what is this a leather bar?! I can do it myself!

As you can hear I'm in the hospital too, but I obviously can't say just where pal.This is a crazy season, a season for broken bones. This morning I pulled the curtain away - you know, to see if somebody on the network's on the other side. No luck, but I made some old coot's day and he talked ( Read more... )

I won't forgive them; I won't forgive you. No... No... DO YOU HEAR ME IF YOU'RE WEARING UNIFORM YOU'RE GOT A TRIP TO THE MORGUE ON YOUR SCHEDULE BOYO. It's coming. It's at your door. It will be here soon. What will you do? There'll be no warning shots- never none. Is the barrel cold? Shall I feed the rifle into your esophagus? I disgrace your ( Read more... )