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Jun 02, 2009 00:31

Buying a watch at Stuart Ridge's has gotten exciting! I'm not bragging, for the record, it's a rip-off store... but you know a man is always short on time so he has to know how much he has left. It means nothing to me that it cost several grand. I can't afford to not dress expensively, it's all part of upholding an image.

Ahhhh right, the establishment was really great because it blew up to kingdom come - boom. Some poor fool tried to kill me, but I'm still standing; the hunter became the hunted but not a stiff, oh no. That silly silly goose pulled the switch just when I got out... What a damn awful blunder! Look at the newspaper if you don't believe me, the hair at the back of my neck got burnt clean off.

That was a lot of fun, and I sincerely thank the assailant for the show. It's true, I mean it but you gotta understand that now... heh... now I'm gonna find youuuu~.

la dolce vita, id: ???, voice

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