The C A K E Legacy 2.3
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3
Warnings: Language, inappropriate grandpas, incestuous situations, booty, possible elopement
With appearences by: maytesims (spouse), thiziz (spouse), trappingit, rhiannon_alexis, cecile-k, psychoticnuance, keoni_chan, elocinyelhsa, lilith_sims
Last time: Nathan turned into an old fart, Banofee developed a drinking habit, and the kids became teens!
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NEW HOUSE!
Strawberry: You know I heard a couple of raw eggs in the morning can help with hangovers--
Disclaimer: No. No it doesn't. You'll throw the fuck up don't do that I just needed a caption
Banofee: I DONT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
Strawberry: Well excuse me for trying to help :I -MINUS-
It's not truly a home until you've screwed in every room, of course.
Also, Melon is completely down with older men lol
The trauma is real.
Even a new house isn't clean enough for Pav
Nathan: Congrats on being my grandkid cuz I'm amazing :D
Velvet and Cookie are little shits lmao
and Poor Strawberry has 10 nice points so she wont do anything back orz;;
MELON
WHAT THE HELL PAV DONT LOOK SO SMUG LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU BROKE STRAWBERRY'S NECK
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MELON BBY NO
FUCKING REALLY?
Now that the chaos is over, have some Melon looking deceptively cute after almost burning their new house down :I
Banofee wanted to get electrocuted, so I tried during a storm. Didnt work lol
These two often get overshadowed by the old men rest of the family
Speaking of~ ♥♥♥
Cookie: What the hell? Do I look like Strawberry to you?
Strawberry happened to be standing creepily on the other side of the room
I'm calling the police.
Pav has become the resident MILF handyman
... She must get dat booty from Nathan
Cookie plz
Melon: I was just telling Sherif (trappingit) about my plan to make a porno with your grandfather :D
Velvet: :O
Sherif: Please don't follow in his footsteps...
//concern
Cookie: Yeah I've got like, 3 best friends
Mikaela (rhiannon_alexis): Only 3? -CACKLES-
Cookie: （≧m≦#）
GODFUCKINSDFJKL;GHJDAMMIT
Strawberry: Oh no way, my neck still hurts from last time -flees-
Mikaela: I 'm pretty sure I died in that fire, cuz dat booty is heaven
Mikaela: Your ass is ✧ﾟ・: FABULOUS :・ﾟ✧
Pav: O-oh! Well thank you, but..
PFT she booked it after she found out Pav was married
They got a dog! Meet Cymoril ♥♥♥
Melon started a new garden ♥
And the view from their house is pretty nice
Strawberry got stuck in the door for hours while Velvet needed to pee.
It's things like this that make him bully you sweetheart... >___>
Cookie: SOCIALIZING MAKES ME ANGRY
Well, that conversation is over then.
Nathan: How 'bout you let me go check your temperature for a bit? ;D
Pav: My fathers are about to do something inappropriate... -WORRY-
Cookie: YEAH YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET YOUR ASS BACK
Banofee: HALP I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Maybe cuz you keep rolling wants to be electrocuted =__=;;
Nathan: Ayee nice job Pav we got these groceries free!
Delivery Guy: Such ass. Much fabulous.
Doggy bathhhhs ♥♥♥
Cookie: Hey sorry about the other day, being nice is hard
Dude: Wow you're so honest -SWOON-
Dude: UNF yisss can I get a piece of that?
Cookie: Yea sure.
//POSSESSED
Oh god she's just like Flapjack
Then I gave him a makeover.
Cookie: So... you wanna go play doctor?
Poor girl can't catch a break
Star.. do you really think that's smart?
Banofee: Mmm gurl dem legs...
Strawberry: ... You think this might be why you dont have friends?
Banofee: Can't hear you over dat sexy mullet unf
Strawberry: AUGH YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK
Pav was casually trimming the hedges in her nighties when Bri Cadwell (cecile-k) passed by...
And immediately introduced herself lmao
Melon can't help but tell anyone who'll listen about his porno plans
Bri: I think I'd definitely be interested in investing in that project -pleased-
Melon started coming up with ideas right away
Oh shit, they can get along.
Banofee's habit is still going strong
Crumblebottom couldn't give any less of a fuck. She's had a rough day lmao.
Velvet: THIS WAS A MISTAKE
Cookie: Ah, sweet solitude.
Velvet: Sup sis~
Cookie: -MINUS-
I caught Strawberry priming herself in the mirror and found it adorable...
Until she chased down her brother for a kiss...
And that was my cue to send them home.
Melon: -Poses like a GQ model-
The alpha wolf stopped by so I had Banofee greet him since he rolled the want to be a werewolf and I'd never had one in my game before
//RAGE
Y'know if one person made food for everyone you wouldn't have to do this... and you'd probably cause less fires
Velvet: OMG GET OUT
You... walked in on her though...
Melon: Is it raining?
Cookie: Grandpa you just pissed yourself (;; > A<)
Cookie: OHSHIET
Pav: How did I get here?
Velvet: :D -GAMING-
UNF WHAT A BAD MOTHERTRUCKER
But she looks a lot like Nathan & Pav
Banofee: -Drunkenly stumbles into adulthood-
HOLY SHIT
Augh Banana bby u so hawt ♥♥♥
No you may not adopt a child Pavlova >:U
Banofee started his morning chatting up a pretty walkby~
Pigtails: Do you want to run away with me?
Pigtails: Don't worry about the plane tickets
Pigtails: I've got it all covered! :D
Banofee: I'm gonna need to think about this for a bit... -brain implodes-
Banofee: I think I'm cool with it if you're paying.. So how do you feel about handcuffs?
Nathan: Hay gaiz I found the home video of Star being abducted! :D
The lack of babies in the house has sent Pav into a midlife crisis of sorts
I always greet the alpha (named Andy apparently) so I can get Banofee changed, but he just runs around being destructive :U
Meanwhile, Cymoril likes to sit on Melon & Nathan's bed and stare at the blank TV for hours. It's kinda creepy.
Oh shiet Pav needs babies, pronto.
Nathan: Maybe you should wear a dress sometime instead of just pants :D
Cookie: //LEAVES
Star agreed with him
Why hello Banofee. Why the long face?
OH.
Not that it really affects any of the kids at this point.
I've been trying to figure out who left the groceries here for a while now...
I'm pretty sure it was Nathan :I
When they became teens their grades plummeted almost immediately. I had hope for strawberry though.
Reinhard (psychoticnuance): -GAGS-
NO ONE ASKED YOU :U
✧ﾟ・: MAHOU SHOUJO TRANSFORMATION :・ﾟ✧
MEANWHILE RILEY (keoni_chan) IS TERRORIZING THE OTHER GUESTS
Angus (elocinyelhsa) wasn't having his shit though :U
... the struggle is real with this one
WE GET IT
She doesn't want you either, happy?
Hipster!Melon is too legit to quit
Cookie was too busy swooning over Alphonse (lilith_sims) to pay Reinhard any mind
He seems to have strong feelings about the women of Gen 02 though
But whatever, cuz DAMN Strawberry ♥♥♥
Velvet's cheeckbones are fierce ♥♥♥
I dont know which is more frightening: the fact that the social bunny works as a TV chef, or the fact that it never actually showed up...
Yeah, maybe because Nathan didnt kick anyone's ass
Dammit this is gonna happen :U
I wouldnt try to get that bone back Cymoril.. he'll eat you.
AWWOOOOOOO YISSSSSS
Ahaha I love his portrait: Scholarly werewolf at your service~
And then he watched a movie.
The end.
Fucking hell I dont know how I finished this update! I got carried away while I was playing and ended up taking 250 pictures orz;;
At first there was no way in all the 9 circles of hell I was shoving them all into one update, but after deleting the ones i didnt need, it suddenly became more managable so I toughed it out.
Also, I apologize in advance if the bandwidth gives out because there are so many pictures Dx
I have another update's worth of screenshots, and I've been playing more too! So look forward to that babes~♥
★ otto