The C A K E Legacy 2.2
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
2.0 | 2.1 |2.2
Warnings: Language, violence, sexy things, underage drinking, overall immoral things
With appearences by: maytesims (spouse), thiziz (spouse), lilith_sims, simmitysimsim, rosalen_knight, keoni_chan
Last time: Melon's worry senses tingled into overdrive and 4 kids were born: Cookie, Banofee, Strawberry & Velvet!
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You just hit Perma!Plat... do you really need more aspiration points?
NO
NOOOO
I'd be careful with that telescope if I were you.
Star continues to bring this chick home, and Nathan never fails to get into a fight with her.
Nathan: BETCH THAT'S WHY YOUR LEFT TOE IS CROOKED
Crooked Toe: （;≧皿≦）
Nathan: Aww yiss, I told her
... He's a conflicted individual
Welp.
Onto happier things!
Star: --And seeing as we're both women I have no idea how her eggs were fertilized... maybe it was the aliens?
Melon: Y'know it all makes sense now.
Guys plz
WHOOP WHOOP
Banofee: ASDFGHJKL I'M SMART
Star: Later sweetie, Mother takes her TV Dinners very seriously
You lived a life of excitement good sir
Dat booty tho
Aww Yissssssssss
Her ability to focus on homework is amazing
These two continue to be sickeningly cute
And then Melon got sick
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HARMONIUS FAMILY DAMMIT
U MAKE DAT MONEY QURL.. also I sense a disturbance in the force
I threw a birthday party for some ~excitement~
Mango came ♥♥♥ as well as Peta Lang (simmitysimsim) & Alphonse Cloutier (lilith_sims)
And the second set of twins grew up!
MEANWHILE
WAT
He immediately found solace in Melon's lips
Star: Wow.. I think I have a newfound respect for you Evelyne
He got her back though.
DAMN STRAIGHT GTFO
Aw yeah, the Awkward-Teens-Turned-Stunners of Gen 01
Maybe next time Nathan wont beat them all up.. no promises
Is this the discord I've been looking for???
IT IS :D
Cookie: AW SHIET HIT THE DECK
NO MORE BABIES PLZ >:U
Velvet makeover!
and Strawberry with matching glasses ♥
Private school timee
You couldn't stop screwing until Melon wasnt sick anymore? Now you're both sick. Good job :I
GET THE FUCK INSIDE
Nathan: Y'know ... I just realized we're grandparents :D
Banofee cant be tamed
The adults in this house obviously have priorities.
Nathan: *COUGHHACKWHEEZEDIE*
STOP SWAPPING YOUR FLU BACK AND FORTH
DAMMIT
Nothing exciting happened, but they got in.
Shhh dont judge her. Some people learn from mistakes.
Precious children ♥
NATHAN STRIKES AGAIN
CAN'T ONE OF YOU BE STUPID GAWD
Time for heir portraits~
Yet another maxed out skill
Crooked Toe Evelyne continues to have flashbacks of her beatdown
Banofee...
You okay?
Attempt #2 looking good...
... you'll get it eventually.
Velvet: How hard can this be?
Velvet: ... whut
GOD YOU GUYS SUCK
Melon: So you see, it's okay to experiment a little when you're older
... She looks a bit skeptical
Nathan: Unf cant wait to bang the shiet out of--
Nathan, PG dreams plz.
I dont think I understand this version of cops and robbers...
I sent the family out on an outing to test out the new rink I built
Guys, dont play cops and robbers in the street, someone will think you're in a gang.
Wai hello pretty townie~
Banofee's got roller feet swag
Nathan: So what if I pretend to be a robber in bed? I hear roleplay is exciting--
Melon: Maybe I'll try the pizza...
Banofee: Juice on the rocks barkeep... on second thought I'll take it straight
Melon: I guess it could be fun... depending on your acting skills.
... I think Nathan is going senile.
Uh oh.
Aww dammit. Well the ladies appreciated the show at least.
Star: -suddenly considering all the film and profit opportunities-
Sloth (rosalen_knight): Children disgust me (;;¬ m¬)
That's right, close your eyes and pretend you dont see anything
Banofee: ... I think I've had one too many
Well at least we know where he gets his alcoholic tendencies
For the last time.. YOU LIVE TOGETHER
Riley (keoni_chan): JESUS HELP ME WHAT DIED
Cookie: NO ONE ASKED YOU
Those drinks hit him hard later on
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- wait dem oxfords tho
Melon: Hugs :D
Cookie: LET ME BATHE OLD MAN
This is what happens when I ask friends on skype for inspiration.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Nathan will be a sexy bitch to the end of his days.
Pav is still around, she just naps a lot.
Strawberry: Grandpa told me we were born because of aliens.
Cookie: I wouldv'e preferred robots tbh
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Nathan: Congrats on being potty trained! :D
Strawberry: I wonder if Grandpa Melon will go senile too...
BIRTHDAYS
... Apparently Star pissed off Velvet???
Cookie Cake
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Woohoo with 20 Different Sims
[2] Messy
[8] Outgoing
[9] Active
[6] Playful
[1] Mean
✔: Logic/Neatness
✘: Black hair
Banofee Cake
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
[2] Messy
[8] Outgoing
[2] Lazy
[6] Playful
[4] Nice
✔: Athletic/Mechanical
✘: Charismatic
So you waited until he was legal, huh? Im watching you Headmaster...
Pav & Man!Maid: OH MAI :O
Banofee: Dont mind me, just taking a reward for my good grades
LOL he looks so lonely. Too bad you weren't a PT sim.
Melon: Hey look who crawled out from under the fridge :D
Thankfully Nathan wasnt around to traumatize her again
DERP!BIRTHDAYS
Velvet Cake
Aspiration: Pleasure
LTW: Become a Hall of Famer
[10] Neat
[10] Outgoing
[3] Lazy
[7] Playful
[1] Mean
✔: Blonde Hair/Athletic
✘: Great Cook
Already my fuckin' fave.
He likes to strut around the house like everyone is beneath him...
Eh?Eh? ;D
Strawberry Cake
Aspiration: Fortune
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
[5] Neat
[10] Outgoing
[10] Active
[0] Serious
[10] Nice
✔: Brown Hair/Hard Worker
✘: Hats
They're both so pretty I can't deal （*/∇＼*） ♥♥♥
Phew, this was a bitch to put together orz;;
★ otto