The C A K E Legacy 1.2
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2
Warnings: Language, nuuuudity, fug townies
With appearences by: maytesims (spouse), rosalen_knight, petchy_14, uleishi
Yo yo~
In the last update there was SUCCESS, Nathan and Jillian fought like cats and frogs, and Melon birthed a baby girl named Cherry.
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Angry dancing is the best dancing
Nathan: POO YOU INSOLENT CHILD
Cherry: >:U
WAS THAT SO HARD?
Melon POPped his arm through the lamp. That's gotta hurt.
Asdfghjk;l he's so cute ;u;
How dare you show your face on my lot looking like that.
Townie: Wut I do?
Better. What a dramatic shot lol.
WHOOP WHOOP
He also brought home Sage Spice (rosalen_knight) :D
... Who decided to sit on the snow covered patio for a couple hours.
HEY.
HEY STOP.
STOP THAT.
Good move Sage. Good move.
Yes... drink the glowing milk.
SUCCESS
BIRTH!
YOU.
FUCKING.
LIED.
In order: Flapjack, Pavlova & Mango.
All Nathan's damn hair and eyes, but each different skintones. Eeeee Mango has Melon's skin ♥♥♥ -biased-
BABIES
Oh yay! I didn't know they put flamingos back up :D
NANNY. NANNY WATER YOU DOING.
STOP. I NEED TO FIX YOU.
Holy Fuck.
Im hitching you to one of the spares.
I made Nathan greet her. This will be a thing.
Nathan: WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE BABIES?!
They're all over each other 24/7.
PFT AHAHA
It takes some major balls to flirt with a woman 2 feet in front of your husband while he's taking a shit.
Okay. So.. I forgot to take pictures around this time because all the fucking babies were crying at the same fucking time and waking each other up for DAYS and the Nanny was a useless lump of crap and did nothing. And on top of that Melon and Nathan were wiped out from dealing with them.
But at some point I finally had an epiphany and put down some fencing so they wouldn't disturb one another.
Melon: Groceries! :DDDDDDD
YOU CANT WAIT 5 MINUTES!?
D'awwww
petchy_14's Godric Hawk
Are you people homeless? Is that why you have to read our paper?
They wanted to have a party, so I threw one. If I knew it'd turn Melon into the whore of babylon, I'd have said no >:U
Melon rekindled his old flame with Sloth (rosalen_knight)...
... while Nathan took care of the babies.
.. I think you broke her, Sage.
REALLY?
You do realize you live across the street from a diner, right?
Sage dont care. Sage dont give a shit.
Hottie McSexybitch: So who haven't you slept with?
Melon: Hm.. you?
Hey, look who grew up :D
DONT DO IT SAGE. DONT GIVE IN.
TOO LATE.
Jesus shit that shark grin
Oh I think they'll be talking about this party for a while.
Cherry ♥♥♥
(Ayala Lin is uleishi's )
From the look on her face, I dont think Cherry wants any additions to the family anytime soon.
NATHAN >:U
I felt bad since I actually want to attempt to get Melon to perma!plat, so I changed his aspiration. I rolled a die and got popularity.
His new LTW
FFFFFFFFFF--
I dont think I'll ever take a confetti!face free picture xD
Mango
Flapjack
Pavlova
He's cute in everything ♥
SUCCESS
This is cute and infuriating at the same time since they're the ones that made the puddles :T
Melon: Maybe if I hide in the corner and ignore them, they'll leave me alone..
They can still see you, hun.
PFT poor baby
Ohoho~
♥♥♥
ASDFGHJK;L DAMMIT SAGE
NATHAN WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HOME
THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
Im judging you so hard right now, Melon.
I leave you with Nathan maxing out his third skill LIKE A BOSS
I've never wanted to flip a desk so hard lol. Melon is gonna give me an aneurysm I swear.
Thanks for reading! ♥♥♥
★ otto