Halloween means scary movies.  Yeah, I love the horror.  The cliches, the violence, the gore.  Gimme it.

I couldn't sleep again and Phantasm was on.  I hadn't seen this movie in years, possibly 20 years.  Shit, I'm old.  ANYWAY.  OMFG, watching that was so much FUN.  I honestly had no recollection of it being so STUPID.  But GOOD STUPID.  There's a ( Read more... )

But this is funny!  No really.

( cut. because it's a frikkin' dream post. )

I HAD A SCREAMER AS MY LAST CALL AT WORK.  BWAHAHAHAHA.

Since he was the last call and I'm pretty sure was drunk off his ass, I managed to ask him if the screaming approach usually works out for him.  He paused, considered, and picked right back up with the screaming.

That call was actually hysterically funny.  Making it even better, it was him and ( Read more... )

Under the cut is an embedded YouTube vid.  It's audio-only George Carlin.

"I kinda like it when a lot of people die."

( an asteroid the size of pennsylvania )

I'm talking about pills, people.  Pills.  Specifically the giant antibiotic twice a day.  I finally feel better, though, so all this swallowing is paying off.

I'm a Twitter pimper now.  A Twimper.  There's nothing for it except to admit it and go on and pimp.

Warren Ellis

"i'm going to strap nine fake tumours to my face and tell people i got them from ( Read more... )

So since there will be no sleep for me in the foreseeable future, I bring you fuckery.  I'll probably end up ETA'ing this thing like crazy.  Or not.  Man, I don't know.

I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS.  ontd_startrek

ETA: And then I joined the party post.  As I've said many times, I love Google images.  And Paint.

ETA 2:  ZQ AND THE EPIC LENS FLARE OF DOOM Now with ( Read more... )

Sometimes it's about Wil Wheaton.

"If there's something strange in your neighborhood, you should call the police, contrary to what the song suggests."

I slept from 4pm until 8pm.  I'm going to be up all night.  GAH.

Ganked from ontd_startrek

If you don't like things that are meant to be not-filthy but clearly fucking are, do not click this link.

Real TOS trading cards in the entirety of the post.  Those summaries hurt my brain.  I've seen every episode repeatedly and I got confused.  In other words, THEY'RE FANTASTIC.

I'm laughing my ASS OFF.  READ THIS.

cut and fucking paste by crimsonclad - "ack the mindmeld gave me feeeeeeelings"

Hehe, New!Kirk's gotta deal with all the info that got beamed into his brain by Spock!Prime.  This sentence was worth the price of admission for me:

"This is bullshit," the Captain spits out. "What's next, a fucking salt-craving shapeshifter ( Read more... )

Michael J Fox.  He's in the news these days because of Parkinson's Disease, but every time I see him, I think predominantly about two things.  The Frighteners (which is on right now) and Blue In the Face.  I'm completely IN LOVE LIKE CRAZY with him in both those movies.  I mean, he's awesome all the time, but my brain takes me here.

If you haven't ( Read more... )