Life in this town, it's like a joke,

But I must have had FUN, cause now I'm broke!

So I'm running on the tread mill at a pretty solid pace and Ziggy comes over and sits in front of the machine, watching me. Then out of nowhere, he jumps randomly onto the front of the tread mill without any warning and all I see is this little white thing go shooting at top speed between my legs and off the back straight into the wall ( Read more... )

I just had an amazing fucking night! John and I went to see Spamalot in NYC, which was cool as hell enough....but as the show is about to start, I look to the right and see fucking John Cleese walking towards us. I grab John's arm, and we're like "holy shit." This legend, the greatest of the Monty Pythons, sits down a row in front of us...we are ( Read more... )

Last night, the fabulous Shakti allowed me to accompany her to the U2 show at Continental, as she had a spare ticket.. That was so very awesome ( Read more... )

It's probably in bad taste to leave a movie premiere early, but that's just too bad.

So yeah, i attended the New York City premiere of Kingdom of Heaven tonight. I love Ridley, I admire him, i've known him since I was 12 years old..but this movie sucks. I actually can't really say that since I only stayed for the first 20 or 30 minutes, but ( Read more... )

I'm on a big Robert Plant kick. "Shine it all Around" and "Darkness, Darkness" are my current favorite songs on repeat. You definitely need to check them out.


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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one fucking bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me ( Read more... )

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