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Although it was a bitch getting to the office, I met Barbara (Walters) there at about 4:30, before we (me, her, her hair dresser, makeup artist, assistant) left to go to NBC studios to shoot Conan O'Brien (!!!!!). There was a lot of traffic and it was snowing...so Barbara got mad because we were going to be really late for the taping and yelled at the driver. The driver was an asshole. So we got to the studio a little late, but it was all right....we got there ( right as the show was starting) and Barbara told the security people I was her niece and all...it was funny, cuz they were like "oh ok so who's barbara walters?' retards. She's a legend, dudes.
So Barbara managed to get me into the audience instead of just sitting backstage in the green room...the show was really funny, Omar Epps and The Futureheads were on as well. Barbara came out with hairspray and tried to spray Conan because he was having trouble with his hair in the beginning of the show....haha. The segment went well, so I went down and said good bye to Barbara and she gave me her goodies that they give their guests! I'm so wearing my Conan O"brien tee shirt tomorrow...
So apparently Barbara told Conan to introduce himself to me after the show since he doesn't really go backstage before the show to talk to the guests (how awesome is she!) so some dude came up to me during the show when I was back in the audience and told me to come back down to the stage after the band finishes.
So I did, and was taken backstage yet again, and CONAN O'BRIEN, ONE OF THE MANY LOVES OF MY LIFE comes over and says "Oh THERE you are!!"
He came over and you know that thing he does on the show to some of the female guests, he purrs at them like a cat and claws at them!?!?! HE DID THAT TO ME!!!! Everytime I see him on the show (i watch every freakin day) I always think GOD i want him to do that to me! lol...and he did!! and then he stole my purse...and said that it could be a weapon...lol...which is true. It was my Dior clutch bag that has different prints all over it and says Dior's Victim, with spikes all over the edges, and a skull pin on it....and then he saw the pin and said something about how i'm a bad ass chick or something....hahaha....i laughed at him, of course, and then we talked about school and what i wanna do with me life (there were no awkward silences, obviously, since his freakin JOB is to interview and talk to people for a living). Then we talked about Barbara and he said that it's good to have someone like her on your side because she is so powerful "she can part the sea if she wanted to"". The thing is that he was really funny and said and did all the things he does on camera, which was suprirsing...he didn't have to "put it on" for me, yanno?
AHHH best afternoon ever. EVER. He's really tall and skinny and wears lots of makeup and his eyes wee freakin blood shot and I LOVE HIM. god damn i wanna marry him.
he's so adorable and funny and smart...and totally purred at me. lol...
He's also a total spazz and obviously does cocaine...where the hell else would he get the energy to act like such a spazz every day!? haha..
anyway, that is all. Conan O'Brien should marry me. Right now.
PS_-- Watch the show tonight!!! it's on at 12:35am on NBC, and the rerun from tonight will be on CNBC at 7 PM tomorrow evening.
WATCH!
Although it was a bitch getting to the office, I met Barbara (Walters) there at about 4:30, before we (me, her, her hair dresser, makeup artist, assistant) left to go to NBC studios to shoot Conan O'Brien (!!!!!). There was a lot of traffic and it was snowing...so Barbara got mad because we were going to be really late for the taping and yelled at the driver. The driver was an asshole. So we got to the studio a little late, but it was all right....we got there ( right as the show was starting) and Barbara told the security people I was her niece and all...it was funny, cuz they were like "oh ok so who's barbara walters?' retards. She's a legend, dudes.
So Barbara managed to get me into the audience instead of just sitting backstage in the green room...the show was really funny, Omar Epps and The Futureheads were on as well. Barbara came out with hairspray and tried to spray Conan because he was having trouble with his hair in the beginning of the show....haha. The segment went well, so I went down and said good bye to Barbara and she gave me her goodies that they give their guests! I'm so wearing my Conan O"brien tee shirt tomorrow...
So apparently Barbara told Conan to introduce himself to me after the show since he doesn't really go backstage before the show to talk to the guests (how awesome is she!) so some dude came up to me during the show when I was back in the audience and told me to come back down to the stage after the band finishes.
So I did, and was taken backstage yet again, and CONAN O'BRIEN, ONE OF THE MANY LOVES OF MY LIFE comes over and says "Oh THERE you are!!"
He came over and you know that thing he does on the show to some of the female guests, he purrs at them like a cat and claws at them!?!?! HE DID THAT TO ME!!!! Everytime I see him on the show (i watch every freakin day) I always think GOD i want him to do that to me! lol...and he did!! and then he stole my purse...and said that it could be a weapon...lol...which is true. It was my Dior clutch bag that has different prints all over it and says Dior's Victim, with spikes all over the edges, and a skull pin on it....and then he saw the pin and said something about how i'm a bad ass chick or something....hahaha....i laughed at him, of course, and then we talked about school and what i wanna do with me life (there were no awkward silences, obviously, since his freakin JOB is to interview and talk to people for a living). Then we talked about Barbara and he said that it's good to have someone like her on your side because she is so powerful "she can part the sea if she wanted to"". The thing is that he was really funny and said and did all the things he does on camera, which was suprirsing...he didn't have to "put it on" for me, yanno?
AHHH best afternoon ever. EVER. He's really tall and skinny and wears lots of makeup and his eyes wee freakin blood shot and I LOVE HIM. god damn i wanna marry him.
he's so adorable and funny and smart...and totally purred at me. lol...
He's also a total spazz and obviously does cocaine...where the hell else would he get the energy to act like such a spazz every day!? haha..
anyway, that is all. Conan O'Brien should marry me. Right now.
PS_-- Watch the show tonight!!! it's on at 12:35am on NBC, and the rerun from tonight will be on CNBC at 7 PM tomorrow evening.
WATCH!