remember the quiz i took that told me tt i was going to strip dance to aerosmith's i don't wanna miss a thing?

the superficial posted an article (under megan fox in a bikini) that megan fox once dated a russian stripper who did fantastic slow dancers to aerosmith balladsthis is absurdly freaky, because the last i checked, NO ONE thought of dancing ( Read more... )

immense hilarity ( Read more... )

courtesy of LJ markov random text generator.

oh britney. i used to be a MAJOR fan of yours. i still have a few random katherine heigls.
(no idea katherine heigls could be random. but okay.)

( more loony nonsense here )

which has nothing to do with me LOL ( Read more... )

hilary duff's dignity tour has begun!

( oh yeah! )

mischa barton may have had her fashion issues in the past. i'm okay with it.

but THIS takes it to a whole new level.

( EVERYTHING'S WRONG!! )