mega update?
which has nothing to do with me LOL.
i realise that i have A LOT of stuff that i'm supposed to update lah but i totally forgot. as usual.
anyway. the killer litter is BAACK!! yesh. i am NOT kidding. remember long long ago there was this violent campaign about putting your flowerpots on the floor and not hanging cause if they fall to the ground floor they'll kill some random soul that walks under the block? and there were PENALTIES? so like, everyone quickly dumped all flowerpots on the floor cause no one wanted to pay...
i'd really like to know how do they apply the same solution to WINDOWS.
the block opposite mine. that area is where TONS of people walk from my block to the other block. that pathway has been there since... well, forever.
this is a time when PREVENTION is essential, people: do NOT walk under blocks unsheltered. love your head. don't take the risk and end up disfigured, disabled or DEAD.
okay now that the serious post is over, let's move on to more... freaky things.
the VMAs were on for quite a while, and i already had these few piccies ready to... er... squeal over?
okay. so these two females are my main targets.
firstly, let's tackle the blonde.
NELLY FREAKING FURTADO????!!! what's this, victoria beckham inspired hair?? BLONDE, for the love of god, washes her out.
of course, her hair isn't the only problem.
WHAAAT???? they're not baggy. they're not tight. they're not skinny. HOW DO I DESCRIBE THIS??? i am speechless.
the shoes do NOT improve the situation.
alicia keys dressed okay, but i can't help but think that there is something REALLY wrong with her face.
what is it?? is it too much bronzer? is it the eyebrows??? i'll never find out.
she looked okay during the performance (aka HERSELF), but i am abit disturbed by the band.
yes, i am talking about the thing perched on her head. what is with bands nowadays? is it some hippie revival i'm unaware of? check this out:
mischa barton on this month's teen vogue. the entire photoshoot is full of bands. unneccessary bands. ARGH.
bands over, it is time for gossip girl! yesh, it is already out in the usa, it will reach here when i turn 25 or smth... for those who are willing to strain the ears violently, check out youtube which has the pilot, but very very poor sound quality. they're practically whispering. but you can watch it if you turn on the volume to your highest.
the gossip girl premiere. i didn't know tv shows had premieres.
BLAKE LIVELY!!
eep! she's just so... wow. she looks really good. and i still can't get enough of her HAIR...
HAIR......
anyway. leighton meester dressed up. literally.
and i'm a bit unsure about this outfit. i LURVE the dress, i really do. it's so cute. it's so...her. but the shoes kind of spoil the outfit? something less severe would have been nice.
then there is the random person with a random headdress.
i genuinely don't know who is she. i don't remember seeing her in any of the promos, NOR the ten minute sneak peak. so i really dunno who she is. all i know is that she should DITCH THE PURPLE THING. is it a... beanie?? a cap? i'm quite sure it isn't a band...
and THIS, my friends, needs some absorbing.
taylor momsen.
i know taylor momsen can be really pretty. heck, she is pretty. i've seen the photoshoots, she looks really phwoar. the first thing i would like to ask if i ever meet her is why did she wear this pink disaster. it might not look disasterous in this pic (oh no, it just looks like a wedding cake), but from some angles she looks preggers ala hayden during the emmys.
and she just managed to confuse me further.
this picture is really frightening. unless she is auditioning for the role of a bat, she really shouldn't do this. it just shows that this dress is HUGE and it has layers. and, if you manage to see the super HQ version, it looks as if it is made of PVC due to the shiny reflective fabric. or perhaps plastic, i'm not too sure now.
this is really sad because i thought her shoes were nice.
and her MAKEUP.
unless she is the sugarplum fairy for a school play, such gunk should be BANNED on her face. purple and pink eyeshadow. topped with glitter. it does nothing to enchance the blue (or green?) of her eyes. and bright red lipstick. i weep in horror.
and of course, after all that ZOMG, we must have some form of calamity, no?
it comes in the form of chace crawford.
the man can grow a beard and have dreadlocks and i'll still swoon over him. okay maybe not the dreadlocks part. but you get what i mean.
i realise that i have A LOT of stuff that i'm supposed to update lah but i totally forgot. as usual.
anyway. the killer litter is BAACK!! yesh. i am NOT kidding. remember long long ago there was this violent campaign about putting your flowerpots on the floor and not hanging cause if they fall to the ground floor they'll kill some random soul that walks under the block? and there were PENALTIES? so like, everyone quickly dumped all flowerpots on the floor cause no one wanted to pay...
i'd really like to know how do they apply the same solution to WINDOWS.
the block opposite mine. that area is where TONS of people walk from my block to the other block. that pathway has been there since... well, forever.
this is a time when PREVENTION is essential, people: do NOT walk under blocks unsheltered. love your head. don't take the risk and end up disfigured, disabled or DEAD.
okay now that the serious post is over, let's move on to more... freaky things.
the VMAs were on for quite a while, and i already had these few piccies ready to... er... squeal over?
okay. so these two females are my main targets.
firstly, let's tackle the blonde.
NELLY FREAKING FURTADO????!!! what's this, victoria beckham inspired hair?? BLONDE, for the love of god, washes her out.
of course, her hair isn't the only problem.
WHAAAT???? they're not baggy. they're not tight. they're not skinny. HOW DO I DESCRIBE THIS??? i am speechless.
the shoes do NOT improve the situation.
alicia keys dressed okay, but i can't help but think that there is something REALLY wrong with her face.
what is it?? is it too much bronzer? is it the eyebrows??? i'll never find out.
she looked okay during the performance (aka HERSELF), but i am abit disturbed by the band.
yes, i am talking about the thing perched on her head. what is with bands nowadays? is it some hippie revival i'm unaware of? check this out:
mischa barton on this month's teen vogue. the entire photoshoot is full of bands. unneccessary bands. ARGH.
bands over, it is time for gossip girl! yesh, it is already out in the usa, it will reach here when i turn 25 or smth... for those who are willing to strain the ears violently, check out youtube which has the pilot, but very very poor sound quality. they're practically whispering. but you can watch it if you turn on the volume to your highest.
the gossip girl premiere. i didn't know tv shows had premieres.
BLAKE LIVELY!!
eep! she's just so... wow. she looks really good. and i still can't get enough of her HAIR...
HAIR......
anyway. leighton meester dressed up. literally.
and i'm a bit unsure about this outfit. i LURVE the dress, i really do. it's so cute. it's so...her. but the shoes kind of spoil the outfit? something less severe would have been nice.
then there is the random person with a random headdress.
i genuinely don't know who is she. i don't remember seeing her in any of the promos, NOR the ten minute sneak peak. so i really dunno who she is. all i know is that she should DITCH THE PURPLE THING. is it a... beanie?? a cap? i'm quite sure it isn't a band...
and THIS, my friends, needs some absorbing.
taylor momsen.
i know taylor momsen can be really pretty. heck, she is pretty. i've seen the photoshoots, she looks really phwoar. the first thing i would like to ask if i ever meet her is why did she wear this pink disaster. it might not look disasterous in this pic (oh no, it just looks like a wedding cake), but from some angles she looks preggers ala hayden during the emmys.
and she just managed to confuse me further.
this picture is really frightening. unless she is auditioning for the role of a bat, she really shouldn't do this. it just shows that this dress is HUGE and it has layers. and, if you manage to see the super HQ version, it looks as if it is made of PVC due to the shiny reflective fabric. or perhaps plastic, i'm not too sure now.
this is really sad because i thought her shoes were nice.
and her MAKEUP.
unless she is the sugarplum fairy for a school play, such gunk should be BANNED on her face. purple and pink eyeshadow. topped with glitter. it does nothing to enchance the blue (or green?) of her eyes. and bright red lipstick. i weep in horror.
and of course, after all that ZOMG, we must have some form of calamity, no?
it comes in the form of chace crawford.
the man can grow a beard and have dreadlocks and i'll still swoon over him. okay maybe not the dreadlocks part. but you get what i mean.