epic convo on skype, edited to prevent y'all from raising eyebrows and cracking heads trying to figure out what our skype usernames really mean.

xabierr: OH I SAW THIS POST ON TUMBLR
xabierr: SOMEONE SCREEN CAPPED A FIC
xabierr: OF ASH/PIKACHU
tipah: ASH/PIKACHU
xabierr: AND CAPTIONED: WTH??AFDLSKD:FLKSDLFJSD
tipah: THAT IS WORSE THAN INCEST
xabierr: SO TRAUMATISING
tipah: WORSE THAN SAITO/ ( Read more... )

if you amputate your goddamn LEG because you want to be fashionable, you are the stupidest person in the entire world. i really mean it.

http://www.straitstimes.com/ST+Forum/Story/STIStory_514733.html

GOD, it's these kind of ppl that makes me want to LEAVE THIS COUNTRY ASAP.

COMMENT, PPL, IF IT ENRAGES YOU AS MUCH AS IT ENRAGES ME.

http://www.uroclub.org/

NO NO NO AND NO. THIS IS SO NOT IN THE ZONE. THANKS, REALLY, NOW WHENEVER I SEE A GOLF CLUB I'LL DO A DOUBLE TAKE. "IS IT... OR ISN'T IT?"

DANNEEL HARRIS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. CHECK THE GOLF CLUBS, HON.

THIS IS A MAD POST WITH PLOT. SPOILERS AHEAD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FUCK FUCK FUCK

( MY BRAIN STILL CAN'T COMPUTE THIS MADNESS )

so, my brain went against me. this is why this emerged. total CRACK. okay there's plot, but it's crack because can you seriously imagine this happening??

before i even begin,
warnings (sort of): KAMPUNG AU (like srsly) where jared is a kampung boy and jensen is a good kampung girl. from here y'all can infer that there's girl!jensen. i am so sorry ( Read more... )

pick up line that should never be used at all costs.

JANE: do you like water?
ME: er, ya?
JANE: do you want 70% of my body?

(602): Goodnight sugar queer
(480): Sugar queer??
(602): Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?

hilarity courtesy of TFLN

i am srsly in a loss of words.

Click to view

could be nsfw.

OMG i swear i didn't know turtles had penises and SEX NOISES THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY 2-YEAR-OLD SQUEAKY HAMMER AHHHHHH. and clearly he's not getting off. as in the turtle in the video. oh my gosh. are turtle penises the smallest ones around? ants don't have any, right? RIGHT???

somewhere between MBV promotion and now, something happened to jensen ackles ( Read more... )