I'm working from home today. Also, I'm not wearing any pants.

I just talked to my boss on the phone and all the while I was thinking, "Hahaa, he has no idea I'm not wearing pants."

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I just received an email at work and was unsure how to respond, so I sent an email to my boss that said:

Hi -----,

Would you let me know how you'd like me to respond to shit?

Thanks,
    tiny_chicken...And I was typing so quickly that I only realized I had typed "shit" instead of "this" as I was hitting the SEND button ( Read more... )

Do any of you know of a web-based email application through which I can pick up POP3 email? I'm presently using mail2web.com but it's hella slow, and I'm all about instant gratification.

Thanks.

Last night, during dinner, I viewed the enjoyable-yet-disappointing "Cabin Fever" and followed it up with a serving of "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance." The latter of these actually left me feeling depressed... not only because I wasted 30 minutes of my life watching the program, but also because the program exists ( Read more... )

I cried at the end of 'Pretty Woman'. And 'Armageddon', when Bruce Willis pushes Ben Affleck back in the shuttle-lift thing ( Read more... )

Here is the photographic evidence I promised...


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No hot or cold water this morning, despite leaving all taps on last night. To make matters worse, when I talked to my landlord an hour and half ago, I forgot to ask him where the hell his seven showerheads are ( Read more... )

How's this for a big hearty "fuck you!" from Mother Nature?

Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service

... THE COLDEST AIR IN NEARLY TWO DECADES IS LIKELY TO AFFECT SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND TUESDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY...

THIS PAST FRIDAY AND SATURDAYS WEATHER MAY HAVE BEEN JUST A TASTE OF WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE EVEN GREATER IN MAGNITUDE ( Read more... )

In other news, my pets are cuter than your pets.


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