27 || Video - Locked to Alex (easy to hack)

[timisnotme]

What did you do to Bhamba to piss him off enough to pawn one of his freaking crocodile eggs off on me?

*He turns the camera to show the incubator giving off a warm healthy glow in the closet next to Markus' potted tree.

There MAY be the smallest twinge of a smirk as he says*

If we go on crocodile playdates I bet mine is better than yours.

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[defiant_eye]

A crocodile purse in progress? I like the sound of that.

[defiant_eye]

I can honestly say that the thought never crossed my mind.

What happened? Did you trip over a pumpkin and break your neck?

[timisnotme]

See, that's why you're failing in the mansion dating scene.

And no. I got tied to a crystal and used in a blood sacrifice.

[defiant_eye]

[ This is her cue to smirk, right? ] Can't fail if you don't need to try.

[ Still happily boinking Stango, thank you very much. ]

Blood sacrifice, huh? That on top of zombies and man-eating pumpkins? At least I can see why you're not bored out of your mind here.

[timisnotme]

*He'll smirk right back. Still happily (and snarkily) boinking the cheerleader. Thank YOU.*

I try to keep occupied.

[defiant_eye]

[ She's remembering something else now, apropos high on pills, something she meant to ask a while ago. ]

So you, those pills and your masked alter ego; that wasn't just some fucked up dream sequence I had, was it?

[timisnotme]

What? When? Probably not. What did he do this time?

[defiant_eye]

[ She shrugs. ] Been a while.

And "he" didn't do anything, I was just curious if "he" was really an actual he or just another you.

[timisnotme]

He isn't me. I'm not him. He's like.... A totally different person in my body. *Grimace*

I don't remember anything he does. Which is probably good.

[defiant_eye]

So you said. [ In her weird and creepy dream, which apparently was still weird and creepy, but not entirely a dream. ]

Does he at least pay rent?

[timisnotme]

No. But he does break my appendages and kill my friends.

Oh and trash my room. He does that too.

[defiant_eye]

He breaks his own arms and legs?

Not that I'm surprised; he's a terrible fighter.

But him managing to actually kill somebody? Now there is a surprise.

[timisnotme]

Well I don't think HE breaks them. Just gets in fights and loses and they end up broken.

He kills lots of things.

[defiant_eye]

Yep, that sounds about right.

[timisnotme]

*Have a look that's warring between agreeing with you and irrationally wanting to defend Markus. It is his body after all.*

[defiant_eye]

[ She grins, then shrugs. ]

Hey, I'd offer both of you some training, but you don't sound like you're too happy about the killing part.