*What's that mansion? He missed another event? He has no idea about that and will proceed as normal.*

So uh, when I was gone did anyone see what happened to Vector? My crocodile? He's about this big, *He holds his hands a little under a foot apart.* and he has a black harness that says Vector on the back in blue letters. Hoping he's still around ( Read more... )

*Behold the most horrible hangover in the history of the land. Tim is plastered face first into his bed, draped across it diagonally with his arms and legs hanging off the bed. There's a bucket nearby, a couple towels, and a big pitcher of water ( Read more... )

 *A 10-Inch long crocodile is currently roaming the checkerboard hills, happily munching up any bugs he happens to startle, basking in the sun and generally being an adorable baby croc. He's wearing a glamorous black harness with an embroidered pattern of  gold chain links across it, and the back proudly proclaims his name as VECTOR in a very SEGA- ( Read more... )

*Behold Masky in all the greenish glory that is nightvision. He's standing in a room in front of a tank. A tank holding a small crocodile that's chirping at him happily. There's something slimy and gloppy in Masky's hand, presumably Vector's midnight snack, but every time Masky gets close to the tank Vector playfully charges the glass with excited ( Read more... )

*This is Tim looking really, really excited. This face is slightly contradicted by the fact he's still wearing those damn hospital scrubs. But nevermind that, focus on the words.*

Guys! Check it out! It's hatching!

*Yeah, so he's not excited about having parenthood thrust on him, but lets be honest, a baby crocodile hatching is pretty fucking ( Read more... )

What did you do to Bhamba to piss him off enough to pawn one of his freaking crocodile eggs off on me?

*He turns the camera to show the incubator giving off a warm healthy glow in the closet next to Markus' potted tree.

There MAY be the smallest twinge of a smirk as he says*

If we go on crocodile playdates I bet mine is better than yours.

*So this should probably be locked to Bhamba since that's who it's directed at, but Tim feels like bitching out the entire mansion. Because seriously guys? This isn't funny.*

I don't know what the fuck you're playing at, but I'm not raising your little crocodile. Come pick this thing up and the incubator in the next hour or I'm throwing it out the ( Read more... )