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timisnotme

27 || Video - Locked to Alex (easy to hack)

Nov 14, 2010 10:05

What did you do to Bhamba to piss him off enough to pawn one of his freaking crocodile eggs off on me?

*He turns the camera to show the incubator giving off a warm healthy glow in the closet next to Markus' potted tree.

There MAY be the smallest twinge of a smirk as he says*

If we go on crocodile playdates I bet mine is better than yours.

c: elle driver, parental pride, fucking crocodile, i hate closets, c: alex, vector, hmd

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[video] defiant_eye November 14 2010, 18:37:28 UTC

A crocodile purse in progress? I like the sound of that.

Re: [video] timisnotme November 14 2010, 18:57:34 UTC

I never thought of it that way. Maybe shoes....

defiant_eye November 14 2010, 19:24:18 UTC

Nothing like a fine pair of leather boots.

timisnotme November 14 2010, 19:42:24 UTC

Too bad I don't know how to make them. And uh.... The bigger crocodile will probably eat me.

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[video] 40410 November 14 2010, 21:02:39 UTC

[ His mouth opens, but nothing comes out for a couple of seconds. Alex will need a moment to catch up with you here. See, that sounded a lot like the start of a normal conversation (by Wonderland standards, anyway). And normal conversations just don't seem to happen a lot around him.

Also, Tim? He actually has a light on in his room. For, like, the first time since his mirror invaded it and gave it a window. Feast your eyes on it: it's there on a trial basis. ]

Uh.

I didn't. He's going round dumping the stupid things on everyone.

[ Well, on three people so far including Alex. But this is clearly but the start of a nefarious plan to populate the whole mansion with snappy reptiles. ]

[video] timisnotme November 14 2010, 21:07:35 UTC

*He has noticed the light. He raises an eyebrow but doesn't comment on it.*

How many of these does he have? Are we gonna have 50 crocodiles running around the mansion in a few months?

[video] 40410 November 14 2010, 21:27:30 UTC

A month and a bit. I looked it up.

[ Alex pulls a face, very much on edge, very much trying to appear like he isn't. ]

If tiny crocodiles start showing up everywhere then I'm laying down mouse-traps.

[ He doesn't mean it seriously, but all the same... fucking crocodiles. ]

Re: [video] timisnotme November 14 2010, 21:32:08 UTC

Yeah, I've already had the big one sicced on me. I'm not about to smush tiny crocodiles with mousetraps. I like having legs.

So do I have to do anything? Or does it just sit there.

Mocking us.

*He glares towards the closet at the stupid egg.*

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[ video ] mississippikiss November 17 2010, 03:13:01 UTC

I got one of 'em too. Can't wait for her to hatch...

Re: [ video ] timisnotme November 17 2010, 07:49:32 UTC

What are you gonna do with it when it hatches?

[ video ] mississippikiss November 17 2010, 07:57:27 UTC

[ She looks at him like he has three heads. ]

Raise it? What else are ya' gonna' do with a baby croc?

Re: [ video ] timisnotme November 17 2010, 08:00:54 UTC

I was sorta hoping I could let mine go when it gets big enough. I don't really want a 12 foot croc in my room.

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