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timisnotme

27 || Video - Locked to Alex (easy to hack)

Nov 14, 2010 10:05

What did you do to Bhamba to piss him off enough to pawn one of his freaking crocodile eggs off on me?

*He turns the camera to show the incubator giving off a warm healthy glow in the closet next to Markus' potted tree.

There MAY be the smallest twinge of a smirk as he says*

If we go on crocodile playdates I bet mine is better than yours.

c: elle driver, parental pride, fucking crocodile, i hate closets, c: alex, vector, hmd

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[video] defiant_eye November 14 2010, 18:37:28 UTC

A crocodile purse in progress? I like the sound of that.

Re: [video] timisnotme November 14 2010, 18:57:34 UTC

I never thought of it that way. Maybe shoes....

defiant_eye November 14 2010, 19:24:18 UTC

Nothing like a fine pair of leather boots.

timisnotme November 14 2010, 19:42:24 UTC

Too bad I don't know how to make them. And uh.... The bigger crocodile will probably eat me.

defiant_eye November 14 2010, 19:51:16 UTC

The bigger crocodile?

timisnotme November 14 2010, 19:52:24 UTC

Yeah. This teeny little egg came from a very angry 12 foot crocodile. Who eats people.

defiant_eye November 14 2010, 19:57:06 UTC

Isn't that just adorable.

Didn't think they had pets like that around here.

timisnotme November 14 2010, 21:05:46 UTC

Well that's Bhamba for you. He also has these freaky pumpkins that grow this crazy mold and eat people.

defiant_eye November 15 2010, 17:31:25 UTC

[ What the what now? ]

Now you're just high on your pills again.

timisnotme November 15 2010, 18:54:38 UTC

I was not!! How do you even know about that? It was during that event with all the zombies.

defiant_eye November 15 2010, 18:56:28 UTC

You were high during a zombie apocalypse? That sounds pretty irresponsible to me.

timisnotme November 15 2010, 19:00:19 UTC

I wasn't high. I did beat some zombies up with a pipe.

You're just jealous you missed it.

defiant_eye November 15 2010, 19:10:25 UTC

Right. Can't get enough of the shambling and drooling, because everyone else is always so exciting here.

timisnotme November 15 2010, 19:19:39 UTC

Hey. Don't blame me for your boredom.

defiant_eye November 15 2010, 20:07:59 UTC

Aww, but you never take me anywhere nice anymore. No fancy restaurants and dinners by candle light, no romantic walks on the beach at dawn... where is the spark, Timmy?

timisnotme November 15 2010, 20:21:18 UTC

*smirk* Have you considered that I'd be nicer to you if you didn't threaten to shoot me all the time. Or poke my dead body with a stick. Which, by the way, you missed out on an opportunity to do that again a few days ago.

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