Paging Doctor Martha Jones! Martha Jones, to a white paging communications device, please!

[timeagency]

We have a visitor here at Time Agency HQ. She's cute and bouncy and giggly and blonde and says her name is Jenny and you know her. Or will know her. She's unclear on which side of meeting her you are on right now. She said the Doctor I described does not know her and that she's not sure we should talk to him about her. I think it's probably too

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[ask_arealdoctor]

According to UNIT Protocol 88 Theta Mark 10, I can neither confirm or deny anything relating to this subject.

:P I hate having to say stuff like that. But it serves you right for initiating that protocol in the first place.

[askfor_bananas]

Like you've never wanted to have a protocol named after you.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I have one named after me, but we can't discuss it in polite company (anymore).

[timeagency]

It's still in use, you know. Your name as a protocol, I mean.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Have you tried it? If not you really should. Not to self-publicise, but it's pretty marvelous.

[ask_captainjack]

It takes hours but it's worth it.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Any protocol named Jones would probably be a bloody boring one anyway. :)

It is so like you to name a protocol after yourself to tell yourself that you're not letting yourself know something about yourself.

[askfor_bananas]

Well how else would I know that it was really myself letting myself know? It (well, at the time the protocol was named) could have been another Time Lord posing as me! I think there's a special one for someone they suspect is the Master telling them not to tell me something about myself.

[ask_arealdoctor]

That one's called "Larry".

[timeagency]

Not Curly? (I love the classics.)

[timeagency]

From what I understand, he initiated a lot of the UNIT protocols.

Jenny is quite understanding about this being the wrong Doctor but the comment about Donna has her a little upset. Can you share ANYTHING to ease her mind? She kind of shrieked, "No, no! She can't be dead! Don't let her be dead!" and that was just the beginning of the babbling. She's quite beside herself. I think that might become literal at some point soon.

As for the other cute, blonde, bouncy person mentioned previously, we have an unwritten rule. We never mention her. Never. Ever. She managed to screw up more timelines than anyone else, including the Doctor himself. Saved a few worlds, but screwed up timelines.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh hell. Tell Jenny this: Donna is alive and safe, but she must never be contacted, placed under surveillance or even mentioned in the context of the Doctor, UNIT, Torchwood, time travel -- it's just best not to mention her at all. This is for her own safety and the safety of, well, everything really. Jenny's a soldier. She'll understand.

As for, um, Code Name "Bad Wolf", she saved a lot more -- shit, I forgot to give Jack

[timeagency]

Jenny's a soldier? A soldier who babbles and screeches and bounces and...oh, my, who does rather elaborate gymnastics.

She did calm down when I told her Donna was alive but inaccessible. She seems to be assuming Donna is in protective custody somewhere. Said it makes perfect sense. I'll take her word for it.

She's really quite adorable and has expressed an interest to, once the danger of timeline pollution is over (e.g., once the Doctor is out of Cardiff) visiting you. Given what I know about her, I think she is wise to avoid Cardiff for the time being. That really would be timeline pollution of the worst sort. I wish I could be there when she meets Jack, though.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

A soldier who babbles and screeches and bounces and...oh, my, who does rather elaborate gymnastics.

Special-ops showoff, maybe?

[timeagency]

That might be valid, for a given value of special-ops. As in very special ops. So special no one's sure what it is ops.

She's an entity unto herself.

[ask_arealdoctor]

An entity unto herself? Not exactly...