Paging Doctor Martha Jones! Martha Jones, to a white paging communications device, please!

[timeagency]

We have a visitor here at Time Agency HQ. She's cute and bouncy and giggly and blonde and says her name is Jenny and you know her. Or will know her. She's unclear on which side of meeting her you are on right now. She said the Doctor I described does not know her and that she's not sure we should talk to him about her. I think it's probably too

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[ask_arealdoctor]

According to UNIT Protocol 88 Theta Mark 10, I can neither confirm or deny anything relating to this subject.

:P I hate having to say stuff like that. But it serves you right for initiating that protocol in the first place.

[timeagency]

I know, I know. But she insists that she is and I'm not going to argue with anyone who can screech like that, especially one who might just be armed.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

She sounds like a G-rated John Hart. Does she have swords?

[timeagency]

Apparently not. I asked and she says she refuses to carry a weapon. A matter of personal principle. She can kick rather high, however, and with apparent deadly accuracy.

[ask_captainjack]

IANTO LOVES KICKING THINGS OUT OF PEOPLE'S HANDS! How do we hook these two up for a sexy weapons training that I can appreciate from a few metres away on a stool.

[timeagency]

I'm afraid it's a temporal issue. It will happen, I'm sure. I wonder how she'd feel about a stun gun. She seems to object to guns in general, though.

When it does happen I WANT PICTURES! Or permission to watch.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm setting the CCTV to tag any blondes appearing in the Hub with "ATTN: T" as we speak.

[ask_captainjack]

Is this retroactive? timeagency would get a huge LOL out of what I did to Mary!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I can't program anything about Mary into the mainframe. Tosh went through and deleted it all and then ate a pint of ice cream and told me women are pigs. It was quite the morning.

[ask_captainjack]

It's true, women ARE pigs!

After that incident I hollered in Toshiko's face that she was so better off. I pointed out that one day a man or woman or thing would notice how hot her legs are and then she wouldn't be so terribly lonely.

I put a copy of O Magazine on her desk and it had an article called: "SINGLE AND SASSY WOMEN!" in which I wrote comments for Tosh.

The comments were along the lines of: "One day you'll find someone and never have to be wretched like these women, Tosh!" I like to think I helped put her mind at ease.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

That explains a lot about that afternoon, actually.

She bounced back, though, I'll give her that. And went right on to a hopeless attraction to Owen.

She recovered quickly from her mistakes, but I'm not certain she always learned from them.

[askfor_bananas]

Just make sure she's out before I arrive.

[timeagency]

I think we can arrange you two to cross in separate timestreams. I'm not sure you in your current state of mind could handle her, so it's just as well we have to do it this way. She's a handful, she is.