Leaving on a Jetpack -- er -- TARDIS

[timeagency]

I'm doing some last minute shopping for appropriate wardrobe and the like for our trip back to the Time Agency for the Doctor's longed-for mindwipe. Andy is probably going to join us (you are, aren't you, dear? Please say yes. It'll be so much fun!) and I want to bring along the makings of some of his favorite foods. (I'm quite sure gravy will not

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[ask_captainjack]

SKIN STATIONERY. Forgot all about it! YES, I want some. I want the ones that come fully moisturised. I'm old skool. I don't mind blotting my ink as I write.

I'm excited that the Doc is off to be brain-wiped. Soon he'll meet me again. I wish I could have the pleasure of meeting me twice!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I did!

Maybe you could retcon yourself and then look in the mirror.

Thanks, T. I do advocate for the less fortunate (and less human).

[ask_captainjack]

OH GOOD CALL, GWEN. I'll save that plan for a boring decade.

You loved meeting me twice. I can tell by the twinkle in your eye!

[timeagency]

You're retcon-resistant, are you? A member of the Retcon Resistance?

Was it really such a thrill to meet Jack twice?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As much trouble as he has brought or found or occasionally stumbled into, I find I'll miss the Doctor. I'm sure we'll see him again sometime, though. Well, not him, the other him, or some other him, but you know what I mean.

If you make the attempt with a few Denola bars, T, I'd be utterly grateful. If they do come through all right, I'm sure they'll be delicious! And if they don't, I reckon I can get Rhys to reverse-engineer a Welsh version.

[timeagency]

You have a couple of choices in Denola bars. Filling: Banana, Boysenberry, or Craga? Whole grain or artificial grain? Butter or -- oh, never mind, it'll be butter. I'll see if I can't get a selection of the ones that 21st century humans would enjoy. I think I can get a stasis box from the Doctor before we wipe his memory and he forgets me and refuses to share.

[gwen_e_cooper]

SPOILERS!

[timeagency]

Nah. They'll only be spoilers if the stasis field fails.

[dontask_pcandy]

Of course I'll be there, er will be there. I'll have to get clothing, suits and stuff not too offensive or noticable I hope. Gosh, that'll be fun. I'll be here in the cuddlepile of lesbians until then...

[timeagency]

If you show up at the Time Agency in a suit my boss is going to cut my salary and say "your posh boyfriend can make up the difference." Just because it's considered illegal discrimination in every other employment venue out there makes no diff. In the Time Agency, since we operate outside of normal time and space, the GCLU won't touch our complaints. So jeans and a disreputable sweatshirt might be the best for while we're around the office. You should see what Jack used to wear to work! (Don't ask me what Hart wore. You wouldn't want to know. Although socks were most definitely involved.)

Don't cuddle the lesbians too much longer. We leave in a few hours.

[dontask_pcandy]

They are sooo seductively soft and yielding without being sexual. T, can I be a lesbian? Just for a bit? So I don't have to go shopping in Cardiff on a Thursday? I'll internet it instead, OK? and can we get a cat and a lot of soft rugs for our room?

Bit of a relief about the suits to be honest.

[timeagency]

Yes, dear, you can be a lesbian. And I'll take care of the shopping so you don't have to.

Soft rugs, not a problem. Cat, we might have to talk to the Doctor. And knowing him, it'll be an intelligent cat with an Irish bit of attitude.

Can we get a calico cat? They're just so adorable!

[ask_janet]

i too would like fresh skin stationery. but if you forget i can make some here.

thx for the manuscript help. i need some cash for booze and hookers. live hookers.

[timeagency]

You know, I do'nt mean to tell you your business, Janet, but not killing the hookers might help a lot in your quest for live hookers.

Fresh skin stationary. Check. Two big boxes. Do you want it moisturized or exfoliated?

[ask_janet]

i know. i don't mean to. like lenny and the rabbits in 'of mice and men'.

exfoliated. i have enough hair, and honestly, the moisturised just makes my lips feel oily.

[timeagency]

Steinbeck fan, are you? What do you think of The Short Reign of Pippin IV?

[askfor_bananas]

WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT JENNY!

She is alright, isn't she?

[timeagency]

She's better than all right. And she tried to send you a message, but I'm not sure you want to read it. It's positive, but might give you information you don't want. Or won't want to lose, depending.

What? I wasn't talking about Jenny. I was typing!

[askfor_bananas]

Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

[timeagency]

I take it you don't want her message, then? It sounded important.