So. I don't have any knitting needles or anybody to have sex with. And no snow.

All I have is marijuana and pancake mix.

could be worse.

weird fucking day.

So. All hell has not broken loose. Or maybe it's just hiding in the cracks of conversations, merely lingering in the unspoken concerns. Needless to say I was expecting MUCH worse ( Read more... )

Sometimes it's nice to think about things that don't really matter.

Of course nothing really matters.

HAHA shut up existential face.

Something gross that was, up until quite recently, in Madeline's mouth: Tonsillolith

Look it up on WIkipedia if you want to be sciency and never come near Madeline's mouth again. (KT you might want to skip this)

So I climbed a mountain today. With my mommy. and my puppy. and it rained. and it was foggy. but we climbed to the top of the fire tower. and then sat in a shelter and had some peanutbutter and jelly. There was a really long stream with lots of pretty waterfalls. It made up for it being foggy at the summit. not the stream, the view. anyway ( Read more... )

How do you eat Oreos?

.ahem..

I pull them apart, eat around the edges until it's an equal cream to cookie ratio, then eat the rest.

fuckfuckshitcockassbitchmuthafuckerfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. cockycockcockcock. assdamnfuckerfuck. bitchfuckshitpiss.

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

wow. I feel a little better now. Thanks gang. Tell your friends!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Madeline. She lives in a happy place called Oberlin, Ohio. This evening she did a back hand-spring(with some help), ate some weird eggs, was a little awkward, gave/got a ridiculous hug, watched her friend Jay write "Liberty Cushin" on his pillow, realized that she has emotions, decided to take a shower and ( Read more... )

whatever what else can I do ( Read more... )