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[tigerinmyhand]

I have a killer headache. Probably has to do with this lump on my head. I don't remember hitting it...is there a simple potion that fixes this?

And I'm tired of hearing about Mothering Sunday. It's not a big deal, and you can shove it up your asses.

Comments

[b_abyshark]

Maybe you transfigured your skull?

[tigerinmyhand]

In my sleep?

[b_abyshark]

Yeah, you could have FUCKing mumbled some spell.

[tigerinmyhand]

Why the hell would I do that?

[circus_master]

I don't really know about a potion, but if you put ice in a bag and then hold it on top of the bump, that'd probably help the swelling go down!

[tigerinmyhand]

I should have probably thought of that, already. I'll see if I can find some ice.

[circus_master]

I could conjure some up for you, actually! Would you like me to? Might be easier than hunting around for it anyway, heh.

[tigerinmyhand]

Go right ahead!