26!

[tigerinmyhand]

I have a killer headache. Probably has to do with this lump on my head. I don't remember hitting it...is there a simple potion that fixes this?

And I'm tired of hearing about Mothering Sunday. It's not a big deal, and you can shove it up your asses.

Comments

[b_abyshark]

Maybe you transfigured your skull?

[tigerinmyhand]

In my sleep?

[b_abyshark]

Yeah, you could have FUCKing mumbled some spell.

[tigerinmyhand]

Why the hell would I do that?

[b_abyshark]

I don't know what you FUCKing dream about.

[tigerinmyhand]

Well it isn't about the shape of my head!