Tiffany and Kenny's Bucket List

1. Kill a hooker - nothing says friendship like killing a hooker together
2. Go out to the opera in dresses and tuxedos - have a good old fashioned fancy night out

I am so utterly unhappy.

"The most important thing I learned on
Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only
appers to die. He is still very much alive in the past,
so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All
moments, past, present, and future, always have
existed, always will exist. The Tralfamadorians can
look at all the different moments just the way ( Read more... )

Fact:

Looking over my past entries makes me sad.
For good and bad reasons.

The lights are on but no ones home.

At Friendlys, work, about a milkshake:

Me: Damn, it's so thick!
Vinnie: Haha, what?
Me: I said it's - no, I get it "That's what she said." ha-ha...
...and I hate you.
Vinnie: I know.

Vin Deisel is officially the king...
...of "that's what she said."

Oh, and an old man called me "excellent".
It was a pretty sweet night.

I saw "weird John" at the mall recently.

It made me think of old times.
And how immature we were.
But how much fun we had.

"Is it whack, Lindsay? Is it going to be whack?"

Jeremy gave me a gangster name last night.

And when we snuck outback,
we found a neglected plant behind the shed which we took under our wing
and named Smokey.

You get on my nerves lately.

You're just a bitch.
And I'm not the only one who has said so.