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At Friendlys, work, about a milkshake:
Me: Damn, it's so thick!
Vinnie: Haha, what?
Me: I said it's - no, I get it "That's what she said." ha-ha...
...and I hate you.
Vinnie: I know.
Vin Deisel is officially the king...
...of "that's what she said."
Oh, and an old man called me "excellent".
It was a pretty sweet night.