Lord help me.

[ticklebruises]

I just spent quite a few minutes playing Bejewelled on my cellphone while taking a dump at work in the floor restroom. Yes folks, you read that correctly. That's how low my work ethics and motivation are right now.

I would rather sit on a public shitter playing cell phone games than go back to my desk and do work.I need a fucking vacation. And to

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[tactful_cactus]

Boy, do I feel ya.

[ticklebruises]

Guh. I need to leave here. I'm not even doing work right now, just using my laptop so I don't have to lug it home tonight.

By the way, are comments being sent to your inbox? Mine aren't...

[tactful_cactus]

...working for me...