Lord help me.

[ticklebruises]

I just spent quite a few minutes playing Bejewelled on my cellphone while taking a dump at work in the floor restroom. Yes folks, you read that correctly. That's how low my work ethics and motivation are right now.

I would rather sit on a public shitter playing cell phone games than go back to my desk and do work.

I need a fucking vacation. And to restart my freelance business.