so i was like drinking some water, and thinking... "this would taste better if i were actually thirsty ( Read more... )

I currently hate three people.
I also miss three people.

The strange part is that they are the same three people. At least I still like key-lime pie.

Dearest Lauren,

There are few people that are really there for you. No, I don't just mean that they are just willing to answer the phone when you call at crazy hours just so you can bitch about life. No, I really mean people who make a for real fucking difference in your life.  For me, you're that person Lauren.

There have been times when I was ( Read more... )

Okay, so here's a quick question... What smells like beer and semen and is sweaty all over ( Read more... )

Good idea: lose weight, exercise, do my taxes ( Read more... )

I started today lying on my back and really being content with just that. From there, four cups of coffee and a large serving of frivolity held me over until dinner. That's when I collapsed and refused to respond to the world for fear of my brain creating a blackhole. FROM THERE, everything seemed okay ( Read more... )

Maybe a day or two ago I reached an epiphany. It was right around the time when we had been on the phone for about two or three hours and had nothing else to say. My epiphany was when I realized the conversation was really only 22 minutes long.

I exercised today and turned down a chance to go to a strip club... what's wrong with me?

One time, I was covered with silver glitter on a train (and I don't know where that glitter came from.) There were two winking sailors and we were all leaving the strange building with see-through walls and art. The bong store was just moments away from the secret entrance with bronze faces trying to get out of the wall. Yeah, now that I think ( Read more... )

Today I had to piss but didn't have time to make it to a toilet.... So, while very carefully but forcefully holding onto my dick, I rushed over to a Dasani bottle. I then proceeded to open it and then take a piss. That was the only highlight of my day. Maybe I should go to school more often, because I'm not getting anything done at home.

Yeah, so at least the odds are against me becoming a trick out of need. Always got that to be thankful for.

High school is almost over.... can you feel it?

I wonder how this carpe diem thing works. I'm guessing my first mistake was sitting on my ass watching a movie when I first heard about it. Maybe I'll live life to the fullest... tomorrow.