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threepennies

If you're so special, why aren't you dead?

Aug 28, 2005 20:03

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pyynk August 29 2005, 04:15:25 UTC

I watched National Treasure today. I didn't realize it was produced by Walt Disney Pictures when I added in my NetFlix queue. It was like watching Mickey Mouse jack off the United States for two hours

Did it make Pearl Harbor look like Oscar worthy material?

bjorklovesme August 29 2005, 16:25:34 UTC

It makes Pearls Harbor seem like a romantic teen comedy starring Hilary Duff.... traumatizing to the hilt!

stabby_bitch August 29 2005, 06:31:11 UTC

your post just made my day. todd and i request your presence here in chicago as sson as you can. so we can all binge drink and chain smoke together. hookers and coke. HOOKERS AND COKE!

houseboi August 29 2005, 12:09:37 UTC

Thank g-d you're back! I've been getting work done in your absence and now it's almost as if my boss expects me to complete things on time. It's horrible.

colskittykat August 29 2005, 16:04:15 UTC

Welcome back. Your presence has been greatly missed.

Pay no attention to <lj user="stabby_bitch"> bjorklovesme August 29 2005, 16:22:52 UTC

.... I have no intention of inviting you to visit us here in Chicago, whatsoever... simply because of how you acted the LAST time you came to visit! Do you know how hard it is to clean black tar heroin out of your carpet?! Ugh! And let's not forget the 'snail trails' you left on every piece of furniture I own... yeah, so it was funny when you ran around the apartment panty-less for an hour or so... but after a few days of it, the novelty of vaginal juices on upholstery began to wear thin.

oh. and that homemade abortion clinic you had going on in our bathroom that you started at the beginning of your visit was just over the top, okay? Babies in masonary jars are just not funny anymore.

Eh... who am I kidding. If you're ever in our neck of the woods, I'll be sure to save a warm spot for you in our cardboard kingdom we call home :-) Call a fag sometime, k? 773-910-1308 I have bathhouse stories to share... you'll love!