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threepennies

Why I need to visit South Dakota...

Jul 28, 2005 18:37

From the New York Times:

Alive and Thriving in the Midwest: Brawling in Cages

SIOUX FALLS, S.D., July 23 - When they rewind the video of the fight in the cage, all the blood will spray back into Gervis Fool Bull's nose, all the screams will be sucked into the collective chest of the sweating crowd, and the fist will snap back toward the big truck ( Read more... )

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mojavefive July 29 2005, 03:01:49 UTC

Only if they're alcoholic milkshakes, though.

threepennies July 29 2005, 06:08:50 UTC

It's a wedding. Everything should be alcoholic.

mojavefive July 29 2005, 13:27:02 UTC

Including the cake. And the flowers.

threepennies August 2 2005, 02:38:51 UTC

And the priest. Or pastor. Or city official. Or person off the street who got ordained off the internet.

Amen.

Two more words, for the band... polarbear July 29 2005, 03:38:09 UTC

Surf Guitar. :)

Re: Two more words, for the band... threepennies July 29 2005, 06:05:54 UTC

I think my friend should hire a Styx cover band for her wedding. Because nothing says romance like throwing up milkshake while doing the Robot to Mr. Roboto being sung by someone in gold suit.

eatstoomuchjam July 29 2005, 05:00:24 UTC

Also, you need to visit SoDak because it's really close to MN!

threepennies July 29 2005, 06:08:08 UTC

I need to find someone who doesn't irritate me, or vice versa, for more than four hours if I'm ever going to drive cross country.

Which I don't foresee happening in the near future.

But for illegal cage fighting I'd do almost anything!

eatstoomuchjam July 29 2005, 13:33:35 UTC

What happened to M? You'd be perfect road trip buddies!

threepennies August 2 2005, 02:28:57 UTC

I know. She's probably the only person in the world I wouldn't want to beat about the face with a heavy blunt object, however she's moving in a month, and so there goes my immediate plans for a cross country trip.

hotyboomba July 29 2005, 06:19:02 UTC

Two words: Milkshake Bar.

consider this my RSVP for your wedding. assuming i'm invited, of course.

threepennies August 2 2005, 02:31:38 UTC

Dear heart, IF I ever had a traditional ceremony there would be a milkshake bar. However given my poor choicing skills I predict my wedding will involve two bottles of whiskey and a flashing "24 Hours!" neon sign.

stabby_bitch July 29 2005, 08:59:28 UTC

i witnessed a live wedding band cover of "hey ya" and still have yet to recover. the band's name? da groove.

for more hilarious tales of wedding misadventure, please read my last 2 entries.