Why I need to visit South Dakota...
From the New York Times:
Alive and Thriving in the Midwest: Brawling in Cages
SIOUX FALLS, S.D., July 23 - When they rewind the video of the fight in the cage, all the blood will spray back into Gervis Fool Bull's nose, all the screams will be sucked into the collective chest of the sweating crowd, and the fist will snap back toward the big truck driver from Iowa who threw it, a man with a mohawk haircut who grew up fighting his twin brother in the neighborhood junkyard.
I think I just found my future husband.
Speaking of marriage, a friend of mine is getting married (for reals), and this week she bought her first bridal magazine.
You know what I say?
Fuck the perfect guest book.
Fuck the cake.
Fuck matching bridesmaid clutches.
Fuck using stupid ass adjectives like "whimsical" for flowers.
Two words: Milkshake Bar.
Alive and Thriving in the Midwest: Brawling in Cages
SIOUX FALLS, S.D., July 23 - When they rewind the video of the fight in the cage, all the blood will spray back into Gervis Fool Bull's nose, all the screams will be sucked into the collective chest of the sweating crowd, and the fist will snap back toward the big truck driver from Iowa who threw it, a man with a mohawk haircut who grew up fighting his twin brother in the neighborhood junkyard.
I think I just found my future husband.
Speaking of marriage, a friend of mine is getting married (for reals), and this week she bought her first bridal magazine.
You know what I say?
Fuck the perfect guest book.
Fuck the cake.
Fuck matching bridesmaid clutches.
Fuck using stupid ass adjectives like "whimsical" for flowers.
Two words: Milkshake Bar.