I curse thee Miami Vice...

[threepennies]

At a friend's birthday dinner several months ago I met a girl who casually mentioned she once let a guy watch her masturbate for pills

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[commonpple]

My next tattoo is going to be a scarab beetle with wings, one arcing over its head. On top of that wing will read "Don't Stop Believin."

This is just a warm up for when I get Steve Perry's face photo-realistically tattooed on my left bicep.

[whiskeysoured]

I once saw a guy who had that Pearl Jam stick figure that was used on their merch during a brief time in the late 90s on one bicep, and on the other, Chester Cheetah.

Oh, and "Don't let the Bastard's get you down." Grammatical mistakes in tattoos rule.

[eatstoomuchjam]

I humbly suggest the following phrase for a 72-point font on your chest:
"Ye Sanketh My Battleshippe."

[shawnsyms]

I can't wait to see the pics!

[man_bites_dog]

That "Keeping it real" one is beyond retarded. There was a guy I saw once who was obviously not athletic at all yet had a Nike swoosh tattooed on the back of his neck with the word "Life" inked underneath it. He was awesome.