Rick "My Name is a Sentence" Santorum.

"a prejudice rather than a reasoned conclusion...reported as a fact"

"if you download something that is not under the GNU from the internet and someone else holds the licenses, you can still pay fines and go to jail"

"Paul can’t have it both ways. If he wants the media to start treating him like a real presidential candidate, it’s time he realizes that real presidential candidates get asked questions"

"Hey, everybody! We're gonna get laid!"

"I have a harder and harder time distinguishing serious discourse in official publications from the Onion."

"I mean, it stands to reason that the most effective way to get businesses to hire the unemployed is to set up a state-subsidized program that gives businesses free labor."

"Small children may vicariously enjoy Scrappy's murderous tyranny, but to everyone else these cartoons are an exercise in mounting disgust and rage."

"I simply can’t believe all those...companies were lying to me in all those commercials on my tv"

"best quality European lager beer, ie[sic] Becks, Stella Artois, Peroni etc"