fuck yes people i actually know um i got pretty much like the whole fucking store? it was all discounted ridiculous so i bought as much as i could carry out like a whole grocery bag full the paper grocery bag kind not the flimsy plastic ones
[A pause. He's suddenly concerned.]
rose do you know if chocolate stains clothing pretty bad or not
Yes. You and your ironic self-titled coolguy wardrobe are completely ruined forever. I will choose to be particularly benevolent today and take it you aren't aware of your disappearing act two weeks ago. Or the fact that you apparently have a penchant for such dramatics. There are less frustrating ways to seek attention, you know. Also, you should save the caramels.
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How much chocolate are you in possession of, exactly?
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um i got pretty much like
the whole fucking store?
it was all discounted ridiculous so i bought as much as i could carry out
like a whole grocery bag full
the paper grocery bag kind
not the flimsy plastic ones
[A pause. He's suddenly concerned.]
rose do you know if chocolate stains clothing pretty bad or not
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I will choose to be particularly benevolent today and take it you aren't aware of your disappearing act two weeks ago.
Or the fact that you apparently have a penchant for such dramatics.
There are less frustrating ways to seek attention, you know.
Also, you should save the caramels.
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but seriously im glad youre here man i was afraid i wouldnt recognize anybody
i mean i saw ampora posting but fuck that guy
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let me guess, you don't remember anything.
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OH, NO!
YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I COULD EAT ALL OF THESE AND I'D BE OKAY!
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im not a mind reader
some other people here might be but im personally not
[He grits his teeth without thinking about it, but it's not visible... not much. His jaw is just slightly noticeable as clenched.]
we're roommates and nothing more than that so dont try to be my parent or legal guardian or whatever ok
ill get you some meow mix or carrots
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THEN WE WON'T FIND CONFLICT HERE.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN PARENTING OR GUARDIANSHIP.
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OH, AND I WON'T ASK FOR OR TAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE.
I THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU EAT IT!
IN ANY CASE, I ALREADY HAVE SOME I'M SAVING.
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