just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

rabbit

thing

seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)

ive got all this chocolate

is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate

its fine im fine everythings ok

eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine

the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate

like holy shit

so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok

fuck