just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

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[Audio and/or small voices in your head.]

[ifyouletmeknow]

OH, NO!
YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I COULD EAT ALL OF THESE AND I'D BE OKAY!

[clockrocket]

if you want some then say something or get your own
im not a mind reader
some other people here might be but im personally not

[He grits his teeth without thinking about it, but it's not visible... not much. His jaw is just slightly noticeable as clenched.]

we're roommates and nothing more than that so dont try to be my parent or legal guardian or whatever ok
ill get you some meow mix or carrots

[Audio and/or Small Voices Inside Your Head Redux 1/3]

[ifyouletmeknow]

WHAT A RELIEF!
THEN WE WON'T FIND CONFLICT HERE.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN PARENTING OR GUARDIANSHIP.

[ifyouletmeknow]

OH, AND I WON'T ASK FOR OR TAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE.
I THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU EAT IT!
IN ANY CASE, I ALREADY HAVE SOME I'M SAVING.

[ifyouletmeknow]

MEOWMIX?

[clockrocket]

thats good because the only person who gets to boss me around is my bro and even then not very much
we have an understanding

[A painful pause.]

or we did at least
we had an understanding

[clockrocket]

meow mix is a delicacy among my people
offered only to the most revered of feline companions
do you like chicken
do you like liver
then meow mix shall deliver