As I remember that was our reaction then too, very "Guys we are kinda busy here!" . . . except for our Navy. Our Navy kicked the crap out of Napoleon's Navy at Trafalgar, which was in fucking 1805. The Napoleonic Wars didn't wrap up until 1815 so the Navy spent a lot of time being bored. 1812 gave them something to do so they remember it pretty fondly.
I would make a comparison to soccer here, about wanting to be nemeses, but the metaphor doesn't really hold up. Plus, my soccer knowledge would not doubt get confused. Plus plus, I never know how the Special Relationship is currently going.
It is more like.... um, I dunno, high school! Do you want to go steady, check Yes, No, or Maybe. Except that doesn't really hold up either, does it. Damn.
My current favorite is the one on the girl who is lying on what looks like the kitchen floor, next to the fridge, because I imagine the cat is thinking the same thing I am. "Sweetheart, that lineoleum doesn't look really clean. Couldn't your partner have gone in for the bound and gagged schoolgirl pose on a nice shag carpet? Hmm? Hey, is that a cheeto under the fridge?"
I am much more concerned with the fact that this seems to be a decapitated punk rock duck exploding from a bubble of gum. C'mon, there's got to be a story to this. It sounds too much like something Reno would do.
There's so much that's morbidly fascinating about duck penii, and the guys at PA left it at that they're maybe orange... Although, if they knew what's there to know about ducks and their wangs, they'd also know that duck wangs don't give a shit about logic.
How have you been lately? I just realized I spend too much time on Facebook, as I tried to "post" this comment by smashing the return key.
The cat site is fantastic. Truly. Yummy sammiches. I took care of our two black swans the past two days, but not today. I made a point to forward the link to their primary keeper. :D
Whoops, found this buried in my inbox. *blush* We have two female black swans at our zoo, Adelaide and Victoria. We lost Sydney, the male, several years ago. They're pretty mellow for the most part, and know the daily routine of going in and out of the barn. Smaller than mute swans, which is what most domestic white ones are. Myself, personally, I couldn't imagine dancing on stage/swimming with them, but that's probably from cleaning up their poop. :D
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It is more like.... um, I dunno, high school! Do you want to go steady, check Yes, No, or Maybe. Except that doesn't really hold up either, does it. Damn.
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THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
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My current favorite is the one on the girl who is lying on what looks like the kitchen floor, next to the fridge, because I imagine the cat is thinking the same thing I am. "Sweetheart, that lineoleum doesn't look really clean. Couldn't your partner have gone in for the bound and gagged schoolgirl pose on a nice shag carpet? Hmm? Hey, is that a cheeto under the fridge?"
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How have you been lately? I just realized I spend too much time on Facebook, as I tried to "post" this comment by smashing the return key.
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I'm okay. Insanely busy with work, as per usual. I've been neglecting facebook! How are you?
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The cat site is fantastic. Truly.
Yummy sammiches.
I took care of our two black swans the past two days, but not today. I made a point to forward the link to their primary keeper. :D
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...oh, you'll have to say more about the black swans now. I am curious.
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We have two female black swans at our zoo, Adelaide and Victoria. We lost Sydney, the male, several years ago. They're pretty mellow for the most part, and know the daily routine of going in and out of the barn. Smaller than mute swans, which is what most domestic white ones are. Myself, personally, I couldn't imagine dancing on stage/swimming with them, but that's probably from cleaning up their poop. :D
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