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aphelion_orion June 23 2012, 07:11:04 UTC
I am much more concerned with the fact that this seems to be a decapitated punk rock duck exploding from a bubble of gum. C'mon, there's got to be a story to this. It sounds too much like something Reno would do.

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thorne_scratch June 26 2012, 14:02:19 UTC
Hell, I'm not sure that duck ISN'T Reno after some kind of accident with a materia.

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aphelion_orion June 27 2012, 18:41:04 UTC
Might explain why he's looking still very much alive. Even after exploding.

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thorne_scratch July 6 2012, 06:18:52 UTC
Nothing can kill Reno, except possibly soap.

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aphelion_orion July 6 2012, 20:11:58 UTC
Nah, he just breaks up into tiny little pieces of Reno that scramble away from the horrible cleansing spring scent. Sort of like an anthill, or a colony of protozoa.

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thorne_scratch July 6 2012, 21:41:50 UTC
Rufus: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Twig and I have a theory that he just sheds a layer of his skin whenever he gets hit with the soap and water, all in one piece like a snake. There are all these discarded Reno skins lying all around Shinra, freaking out anyone who encounters them.

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aphelion_orion July 7 2012, 11:04:04 UTC
Their only problem is that they shrivel up after a while, so Rufus can't just stuff one of them and fire Reno instead. Cloud swears one of them tried to grope him when he tried to scoot by.

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thorne_scratch July 10 2012, 04:33:41 UTC
Scarlett collects them, but nobody likes to ask what she uses them for.

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aphelion_orion July 10 2012, 05:02:12 UTC
Shinra amateur fetish porn: the scariest thing there is.

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