I'm too lazy to find the Hockey Zombie Shark Week strips

[thorne_scratch]

Man, I had such a moment of schadenfreude today, courtesy of something I read on my flist. It was glorious. No doubt this will come back karmically to bite me in the ass, but it was wholly worth it for the five minutes of nonstop giggling

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[sheraton]

...Peter Straub is an optional upgrade to Stephen King.

Wow... I am tempted and terrified by the thought of a short story that describes that optional quest.

Also, all the rest of the reading is entertaining as all get-out!

[thorne_scratch]

Maybe I can bribe Patrick to write that story. Or we can just give it in bullet points in another AIM conversation.

He's a hilarious guy! I always love repeating his conversations 'cos I can share in the gravy train of his brilliance.

[sheraton]

Oh no, you can't get away with claiming it's all him. It takes two brilliant people to make conversations as intriguing, intelligent, hilarious and terrifying as those. ♥

[thorne_scratch]

Hee. Okay, I take half credit, but I couldn't do it without him.

[horizon_greene]

I clicked the link to rap charts and graphs, thinking it could be quite relevant to my interests. I loled. Way better than I expected it to be.

<3

[thorne_scratch]

I ran into it after I was searching for the graph of Jay-Z's 99 Problems I'd seen on ONTD. I think I nearly swallowed my tongue laughing.

[aphelion_orion]

I had no idea that there was a shark week, ever. Had to go to wiki to find out what it is.

Moreover, you guys are awesome and I definitely mustn't drink anything when I read your blog.

[thorne_scratch]

Next to the Olympics, Shark Week is my favorite summer television stretch.

Heh, it's all Patrick being funny. I just sort of tag along.

[thorne_scratch]

I know, right? This is why I can never go to Maine.

[sakuranochi]

Since all the best handguns are made in Europe (Beretta, Walther, Glock, H&K and so on), I can't recommend an American one. However, if it is a large hole in the wall you want, C4 is a much better option

[thorne_scratch]

Regrettably, C4 is just not an option. I'm not hating on European-made weapons, it just wouldn't make sense in the circumstances for which I need it for it to be anything other than American.

Patrick and I had another conversation about how Batman never gets any dates because he throws smokebombs at the end of all his dates in order to leave, and Robin is clearly an example of cheerful Stockholm Syndrome, and-- actually, it's easier if I quote the last bit.

thornescratch: So, Batman vs. Solid Snake. What happens? We both know it ends in sweet, sweet lovemaking. And smokebombs.

kadrinheroschool: See, the thing is, Batman wants to be seen, where Snake does not. So Batman crashes through the skylight, growling "I'm Batman!!!", while glass rains all around him. In the corner, a cardboard box shifts slightly. The night is just beginning.

thornescratch: Ocelot hits it off marvelously with Joker!

I think it would depend on which version of Stephen King goes to Silent Hill. Gorked-out-on-drugs!King probably would survive, if only

[sakuranochi]

Ah well, I'm sure you will find something that will suffice, only it will be severly less awesome. Good luck.

I think Bruce would wait until after the sex to smoke bomb out of there, like a typical man. I'm not sure who tops, but you could totally have Ra's and Big Boss too.

Speaking of the King experience thing, think as a child he and his friends ran on train on some chick in the sewers?

[thorne_scratch]

It's not even that important. I just want to get this Hetalia idea out of my head so it'll stop bothering me and I can stop getting so flustered by this fandom.

Ah, see, that depends on it it is Bruce Wayne or Batman who is on the date! Not at all the same thing! Weirdly enough, we also discussed Ra's (whose name I never ever spell correctly) and Big Boss in that conversation. We decided Ra's and Boss have tea every other month or so, and complain bitterly about their underlings.

LA LA LA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I NEVER READ A SCENE IN A STEPHEN KING BOOK WHERE A WHOLE BUNCH OF ELEVEN YEAR OLDS HAD SEX IN A SEWER YOU ARE A SILLY MAN LA LA LA.