I'm too lazy to find the Hockey Zombie Shark Week strips

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Man, I had such a moment of schadenfreude today, courtesy of something I read on my flist. It was glorious. No doubt this will come back karmically to bite me in the ass, but it was wholly worth it for the five minutes of nonstop giggling

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[sakuranochi]

Since all the best handguns are made in Europe (Beretta, Walther, Glock, H&K and so on), I can't recommend an American one. However, if it is a large hole in the wall you want, C4 is a much better option

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Regrettably, C4 is just not an option. I'm not hating on European-made weapons, it just wouldn't make sense in the circumstances for which I need it for it to be anything other than American.

Patrick and I had another conversation about how Batman never gets any dates because he throws smokebombs at the end of all his dates in order to leave, and Robin is clearly an example of cheerful Stockholm Syndrome, and-- actually, it's easier if I quote the last bit.

thornescratch: So, Batman vs. Solid Snake. What happens? We both know it ends in sweet, sweet lovemaking. And smokebombs.

kadrinheroschool: See, the thing is, Batman wants to be seen, where Snake does not. So Batman crashes through the skylight, growling "I'm Batman!!!", while glass rains all around him. In the corner, a cardboard box shifts slightly. The night is just beginning.

thornescratch: Ocelot hits it off marvelously with Joker!

I think it would depend on which version of Stephen King goes to Silent Hill. Gorked-out-on-drugs!King probably would survive, if only

[sakuranochi]

Ah well, I'm sure you will find something that will suffice, only it will be severly less awesome. Good luck.

I think Bruce would wait until after the sex to smoke bomb out of there, like a typical man. I'm not sure who tops, but you could totally have Ra's and Big Boss too.

Speaking of the King experience thing, think as a child he and his friends ran on train on some chick in the sewers?

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It's not even that important. I just want to get this Hetalia idea out of my head so it'll stop bothering me and I can stop getting so flustered by this fandom.

Ah, see, that depends on it it is Bruce Wayne or Batman who is on the date! Not at all the same thing! Weirdly enough, we also discussed Ra's (whose name I never ever spell correctly) and Big Boss in that conversation. We decided Ra's and Boss have tea every other month or so, and complain bitterly about their underlings.

LA LA LA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I NEVER READ A SCENE IN A STEPHEN KING BOOK WHERE A WHOLE BUNCH OF ELEVEN YEAR OLDS HAD SEX IN A SEWER YOU ARE A SILLY MAN LA LA LA.

[sakuranochi]

Ha. Just. No. Ha. :(

It is okay to spell it wrong, I'm told it isn't very good use of arabic anyway.

HAHAHA I NEVER SAID THEY WERE ELEVEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! I still don't get that, I mean, I know what he was going for, but just no King, no. By that logic, guys who run trains on chicks in porno's every week must have a really strong fucking bond.

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I know, I know. But this is the only way to get it out of my head.

Everyone knows. I have tried to suppress that scene so hard. The only scene I try harder to forget is the assweasels from Dreamcatcher, which was just a failed version of It, anyway. Just with aliens.