Comments | thisislexluthor: FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

thisislexluthor

FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

Oct 11, 2008 12:40

So, I just got a letter from the government telling me that I was legally unable to run for President. Apparently they were alerted by a "concerned porcine citizen." Fine. Fine ( Read more... )

i'll kill you all, hostile takeover, death to banfacepig, i'll especially kill harvey dent, evil plans, fuck you all, superman is a dick

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theactionace October 11 2008, 16:59:01 UTC

What'd I do? Geez. I'm sorry you were disqualified, but that was uncalled for.

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 17:02:52 UTC

I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! YOU ARE SUPPORTING THE PIG! YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I TRIED TO KILL YOU LAST TIME!

theactionace October 11 2008, 17:05:26 UTC

No, Lex, this is the one time I can honestly say I had nothing to do with it. I checked my list of Steps to Ruining Lex Luthor's Life and this wasn't on it.

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 17:12:48 UTC

LIAR! I KNOW IT IS ON THERE!

Also, I'm including the Superman is a Dick tag on all my posts from now on. So there.

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harvey_twoface October 11 2008, 16:59:26 UTC

...You didn't. The suit, Lex. The goddamn suit. Way to break my fucking heart.

What was I supposed to do? I assumed you'd want me to do anything it took to ensure that the Party of Luthor and Dent succeeds. I did what I had to.

...Please don't hate me?

Also: "The Whore Party?" That's just hurtful. D:

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 17:01:56 UTC

Well here's the thing, Harv. It can't really be the Luthor/Dent IF I'M NOT IN IT!

That suit is gone, you traitor. GONE

harvey_twoface October 11 2008, 17:03:39 UTC

Lex, I'm so sorry. I didn't think you'd mind. I mean, I knew you'd be furious about being disqualified, but I didn't think my stepping up would really make you angry.

Can we still be friends? D:

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 17:16:56 UTC

NO WE CANNOT! I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. THIS IS WHY I KEEP TRYING TO DESTROY IT!

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destinyawakened October 11 2008, 17:32:15 UTC

I was actually quite sad to find out you were forced to drop out of the race. It really hinders quite a bit.

Also, you really should do something about that pig.

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 18:21:21 UTC

I'm going to kill it and eat bacon for a month. I hear the Joker needs a VP....

fox_bourne October 11 2008, 19:00:45 UTC

There, there. *rubs your back* I'm very sorry the stupid pig ruined your chance as president. I do think it was very rude of Harvey to so suddenly chose to run for president in your place.

I'll fully support you if you decide to become Jay's VP.

Want me to bake you anything? I feel like baking.

thisislexluthor October 11 2008, 20:11:06 UTC

YES IT WAS! SO RUDE AND DEATH-WORTHY!

And I'm not sure how that would work out, since the Joker is currently on a killing-spree or something and isn't answering my calls. But I want to seize power semi-legally. Just once.

I'm fond of cake.

fox_bourne October 11 2008, 20:12:56 UTC

What kind of cake would you like? C:

thisislexluthor October 13 2008, 00:10:56 UTC

I'm fond of ice cream cake.

itsthescarecrow October 12 2008, 01:55:15 UTC

Why not be the Joker's running mate, seeing as I'm out of the running?

thisislexluthor October 13 2008, 00:10:22 UTC

It's confirmed that I'm going to be. So, y'know, good for me. Maybe I can assasinate him and seize power...

ladyvoldything October 13 2008, 18:42:41 UTC

You really shouldn't broadcast these things publicly, you know.

thisislexluthor October 13 2008, 21:09:35 UTC

Oh, he knows about it. He's probably planning to kill me to. That's how we do things.

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