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thisislexluthor

FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

Oct 11, 2008 12:40

So, I just got a letter from the government telling me that I was legally unable to run for President. Apparently they were alerted by a "concerned porcine citizen." Fine. Fine ( Read more... )

i'll kill you all, hostile takeover, death to banfacepig, i'll especially kill harvey dent, evil plans, fuck you all, superman is a dick

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itsthescarecrow October 12 2008, 01:55:15 UTC

Why not be the Joker's running mate, seeing as I'm out of the running?

thisislexluthor October 13 2008, 00:10:22 UTC

It's confirmed that I'm going to be. So, y'know, good for me. Maybe I can assasinate him and seize power...

ladyvoldything October 13 2008, 18:42:41 UTC

You really shouldn't broadcast these things publicly, you know.

thisislexluthor October 13 2008, 21:09:35 UTC

Oh, he knows about it. He's probably planning to kill me to. That's how we do things.

ladyvoldything October 13 2008, 21:19:48 UTC

Seems contrary to the good of our nation, but we all know that's not what your ticket is about.

So if you took power somehow, would you go with the all-out pointless mayhem tactic espoused my Mr. J, or would it be more of a controlled domination for greater evil?

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